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Photographer

ODC MAGAZINE

Posts: 105

Livermore, California, US

Is it me or do some of you just don't get, this is a not where serious photographer's go to find talent, I am here because most of you are looking for that arena where you can get exposure, I am only offering it.

Most Photographers are photoshoping the crap out images, what happened to just take the picture, and from what I have seen some of asking what equipment you need?  Give me a break, a waste of breathe, if you have any questions about my skil just visit my agencies and see the work I have and still am doing.  I have shoot Billy Joel, Red Hot Cili Peppers, Eric Clapton, Johnny Depp, Kirea Knightly, Orlando Bloom, who have you shot, ohh!!! a model form San Jose... Give me a break, and will be shooting Snoop Dawg, Beyonce, Justine Timberlake, etc.       


GET OFF ME!!!!

WANTA BE

Jun 28 07 03:44 am Link

Photographer

Conceptually Black

Posts: 8320

Columbus, Ohio, US

but you can't spell? or use grammer right?

Jun 28 07 03:46 am Link

Photographer

ODC MAGAZINE

Posts: 105

Livermore, California, US

I am going to to bed, so have fun sitting up chatting.

Photographers, models  Hah  don't make me laugh, to all you who had something negative to say, hey, if it is not your cup tea shut up and move, "opinions are like ass-hole everybody has one"....  My Mom.

Sean

Jun 28 07 03:47 am Link

Photographer

Conceptually Black

Posts: 8320

Columbus, Ohio, US

awww... sorry didn't mean to make you run away... I'm sorry.

Jun 28 07 03:48 am Link

Photographer

ODC MAGAZINE

Posts: 105

Livermore, California, US

Hey

Lazi

Just peep your give me a break, bloody pants, WOW you scream talent

Jun 28 07 03:51 am Link

Model

Model Mayhem

Posts: 7681

El Segundo, California, US

I shot Snoop Dog last Sunday...

Jun 28 07 03:51 am Link

Photographer

Conceptually Black

Posts: 8320

Columbus, Ohio, US

SeanFotos wrote:
Hey

Lazi

Just peep your give me a break, bloody pants, WOW you scream talent

someone, anyone? I need help to understand these posts?


Tyler, did you really shoot Snoop or just wing him?

Jun 28 07 03:54 am Link

Photographer

PYPI FASHION

Posts: 36332

San Francisco, California, US

SeanFotos wrote:
Is it me or do some of you just don't get, this is a not where serious photographer's go to find talent, I am here because most of you are looking for that arena where you can get exposure, I am only offering it.

Most Photographers are photoshoping the crap out images, what happened to just take the picture, and from what I have seen some of asking what equipment you need?  Give me a break, a waste of breathe, if you have any questions about my skil just visit my agencies and see the work I have and still am doing.  I have shoot Billy Joel, Red Hot Cili Peppers, Eric Clapton, Johnny Depp, Kirea Knightly, Orlando Bloom, who have you shot, ohh!!! a model form San Jose... Give me a break, and will be shooting Snoop Dawg, Beyonce, Justine Timberlake, etc.       


GET OFF ME!!!!

WANTA BE

https://images24.fotki.com/v864/photos/1/156060/4923150/noonegivesafuck3dj-vi.png

Jun 28 07 03:54 am Link

Photographer

BlankLogo Photography

Posts: 281

Vancouver, Washington, US

SeanFotos wrote:
Is it me or do some of you just don't get, this is a not where serious photographer's go to find talent, I am here because most of you are looking for that arena where you can get exposure, I am only offering it.

Most Photographers are photoshoping the crap out images, what happened to just take the picture, and from what I have seen some of asking what equipment you need?  Give me a break, a waste of breathe, if you have any questions about my skil just visit my agencies and see the work I have and still am doing.  I have shoot Billy Joel, Red Hot Cili Peppers, Eric Clapton, Johnny Depp, Kirea Knightly, Orlando Bloom, who have you shot, ohh!!! a model form San Jose... Give me a break, and will be shooting Snoop Dawg, Beyonce, Justine Timberlake, etc.       


GET OFF ME!!!!

WANTA BE

This is a cry for help! Doesn't anyone teach second grade reading and writing anymore?

Jun 28 07 03:55 am Link

Photographer

Bruce Talbot

Posts: 3850

Los Angeles, California, US

38

a very flat 38.

bt

Jun 28 07 03:56 am Link

Photographer

ODC MAGAZINE

Posts: 105

Livermore, California, US

Tyler Hi Mr referee and in closing:

To all photographers and models who have so boldly spoke out, if you have and are working as a professional for an agency and making over $1,000.00 per month and have a really where your work is up, speak, if not be quite.

I have taken a look at some of your ports, WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Luck!

Jun 28 07 03:57 am Link

Photographer

DDuran

Posts: 1648

Huntington Beach, California, US

SeanFotos wrote:
Is it me or do some of you just don't get, this is a not where serious photographer's go to find talent, I am here because most of you are looking for that arena where you can get exposure, I am only offering it.

Most Photographers are photoshoping the crap out images, what happened to just take the picture, and from what I have seen some of asking what equipment you need?  Give me a break, a waste of breathe, if you have any questions about my skil just visit my agencies and see the work I have and still am doing.  I have shoot Billy Joel, Red Hot Cili Peppers, Eric Clapton, Johnny Depp, Kirea Knightly, Orlando Bloom, who have you shot, ohh!!! a model form San Jose... Give me a break, and will be shooting Snoop Dawg, Beyonce, Justine Timberlake, etc.       


GET OFF ME!!!!

WANTA BE

Funny, considering the photos you have are pretty much crap anyway...

Jun 28 07 03:58 am Link

Photographer

BlankLogo Photography

Posts: 281

Vancouver, Washington, US

SeanFotos wrote:
Tyler Hi Mr referee and in closing:

To all photographers and models who have so boldly spoke out, if you have and are working as a professional for an agency and making over $1,000.00 per month and have a really where your work is up, speak, if not be quite.

I have taken a look at some of your ports, WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Luck!

With grammar like this, there's no way you're making even half that a month.

Jun 28 07 03:58 am Link

Photographer

DDuran

Posts: 1648

Huntington Beach, California, US

SeanFotos wrote:
Tyler Hi Mr referee and in closing:

To all photographers and models who have so boldly spoke out, if you have and are working as a professional for an agency and making over $1,000.00 per month and have a really where your work is up, speak, if not be quite.

I have taken a look at some of your ports, WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Luck!

And I've taken a look at yours, and let me say, take a photography class...you wanna talk about over editing...don't get me started...

Jun 28 07 03:59 am Link

Photographer

Class Act Photography

Posts: 6376

STUDIO CITY, California, US

You actually get paid for this blurry, badly cropped crap?
I know you've truly inspired me, if people actually pay you for this nonsense.

https://img8.modelmayhem.com/070626/03/4680bb853e661_m.jpg

https://img8.modelmayhem.com/070621/13/467ab6dc7243c_m.jpg

https://img8.modelmayhem.com/070621/13/467ab0bb9eef5_m.jpg

https://img8.modelmayhem.com/070626/03/4680bb505a53c_m.jpg

Jun 28 07 03:59 am Link

Photographer

ODC MAGAZINE

Posts: 105

Livermore, California, US

And yours ar so trully amazing, in studio geek....

Jun 28 07 03:59 am Link

Photographer

PYPI FASHION

Posts: 36332

San Francisco, California, US

SeanFotos wrote:
I have shoot Billy Joel, Red Hot Cili Peppers, Eric Clapton, Johnny Depp, Kirea Knightly, Orlando Bloom, who have you shot, ohh!!! a model form San Jose... Give me a break, and will be shooting Snoop Dawg, Beyonce, Justine Timberlake, etc.       


GET OFF ME!!!!

WANTA BE

I know I'm impressed. I aspire to shoot a model from San Jose but I'm not good enough yet. I'm only good enough to shoot models from New York.

Jun 28 07 04:00 am Link

Photographer

Digital Dragon

Posts: 420

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

lol

I normally don't get into all the crap throughing... but I had to laugh when he said $1000.00 a month... I make that just in portfolio work... I make at least $1500 a shoot from clients... that was just too funny...

Jun 28 07 04:00 am Link

Photographer

Conceptually Black

Posts: 8320

Columbus, Ohio, US

SeanFotos wrote:
Tyler Hi Mr referee and in closing:

To all photographers and models who have so boldly spoke out, if you have and are working as a professional for an agency and making over $1,000.00 per month and have a really where your work is up, speak, if not be quite.

I have taken a look at some of your ports, WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Luck!

um, bro I make over $1000 a week, so yeah thanks, buy-bye.
*edit*
and I'm only doing this as an amatuer, part-time

https://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g204/lazyi_photography/owned.jpg

Jun 28 07 04:00 am Link

Photographer

PYPI FASHION

Posts: 36332

San Francisco, California, US

SeanFotos wrote:
Tyler Hi Mr referee and in closing:

To all photographers and models who have so boldly spoke out, if you have and are working as a professional for an agency and making over $1,000.00 per month and have a really where your work is up, speak, if not be quite.

I have taken a look at some of your ports, WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Luck!

Holy shit! That's $12,000 a year. Almost as good as working at McDonalds.

Jun 28 07 04:01 am Link

Photographer

DDuran

Posts: 1648

Huntington Beach, California, US

Lazyi Photography wrote:

um, bro I make over $1000 a week, so yeah thanks, buy-bye.

https://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g204/lazyi_photography/owned.jpg

LMAO

Jun 28 07 04:01 am Link

Photographer

PYPI FASHION

Posts: 36332

San Francisco, California, US

Class Act Photography wrote:
You actually get paid for this blurry, badly cropped crap?
I know you've truly inspired me, if people actually pay you for this nonsense.

https://img8.modelmayhem.com/070626/03/4680bb853e661_m.jpg

https://img8.modelmayhem.com/070621/13/467ab6dc7243c_m.jpg

https://img8.modelmayhem.com/070621/13/467ab0bb9eef5_m.jpg

https://img8.modelmayhem.com/070626/03/4680bb505a53c_m.jpg

CAP is much better at producing this kind of crap.

Jun 28 07 04:02 am Link

Photographer

Bruce Talbot

Posts: 3850

Los Angeles, California, US

SeanFotos wrote:
Tyler Hi Mr referee and in closing:

To all photographers and models who have so boldly spoke out, if you have and are working as a professional for an agency and making over $1,000.00 per month and have a really where your work is up, speak, if not be quite.

I have taken a look at some of your ports, WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Luck!

Only a $1,000.00? 

C'mon now. That would cut into my nap time by .................... at least two hours.

bt

Jun 28 07 04:02 am Link

Photographer

DDuran

Posts: 1648

Huntington Beach, California, US

PYPI wrote:

CAP is much better at producing this kind of crap.

CAP?

Jun 28 07 04:03 am Link

Photographer

Mikell

Posts: 26687

San Francisco, California, US

SeanFotos wrote:
I have shoot Billy Joel, Red Hot Cili Peppers, Eric Clapton, Johnny Depp, Kirea Knightly, Orlando Bloom

can you supply a link so we can see?

Jun 28 07 04:03 am Link

Photographer

BCADULTART

Posts: 2151

Boston, Massachusetts, US

OK, I have spent over 15 hours at the computer and now I am seeing things.

What a BAD joke....  You claim to be a professional photographer who has worked with some talented people and YOU DON"T KNOW HOW TO USE SPELLCHECK?

All I can say is; "How can I miss you if you won't go away?"

Piez Dietz, Pasholti

Jun 28 07 04:04 am Link

Photographer

PYPI FASHION

Posts: 36332

San Francisco, California, US

DDuran wrote:
CAP?

Class Act Photography. He can do some killer videos too.

Jun 28 07 04:04 am Link

Photographer

DDuran

Posts: 1648

Huntington Beach, California, US

Hey Sean, take some lessons from Talbot, that's what a portfolio should look like.

Jun 28 07 04:04 am Link

Photographer

Paul Brecht

Posts: 12232

Colton, California, US

https://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t122/DocZ1972/liftoff.gif

Paul

Jun 28 07 04:04 am Link

Photographer

SolraK Studios

Posts: 1213

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Tyler wrote:
I shot Snoop Dog last Sunday...

hell yeah

Jun 28 07 04:04 am Link

Photographer

DDuran

Posts: 1648

Huntington Beach, California, US

BCADULTART wrote:
OK, I have spent over 15 hours at the computer and now I am seeing things.

What a BAD joke....  You claim to be a professional photographer who has worked with some talented people and YOU DON"T KNOW HOW TO USE SPELLCHECK?

All I can say is; "How can I miss you if you won't go away?"

Piez Dietz, Pasholti

In the words of Carlos Mencia  "De de de!!!   yikes

Jun 28 07 04:05 am Link

Model

Stacey S

Posts: 3131

Long Beach, California, US

Bahahaha
someone please
pinch the OP he seems to be dreaming.

Jun 28 07 04:05 am Link

Photographer

PYPI FASHION

Posts: 36332

San Francisco, California, US

I hope OP is missing an asshole because he's about to get a new one ripped for him.

Jun 28 07 04:06 am Link

Photographer

SolraK Studios

Posts: 1213

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Paul Brecht wrote:
https://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t122/DocZ1972/liftoff.gif

Paul

LMAO !!!!!

Jun 28 07 04:06 am Link

Photographer

Miko Was Here

Posts: 4033

Ventura, California, US

Hmmmmm.

Jun 28 07 04:06 am Link

Model

Plus Model La Viola

Posts: 644

Sacramento, California, US

SeanFotos wrote:
if not be quite.

be quite what? quite amused... quite irritated... quite astonished at your lack of brains?

Jun 28 07 04:06 am Link

Photographer

DDuran

Posts: 1648

Huntington Beach, California, US

mikell wrote:

can you supply a link so we can see?

Yeah c'mon, where's the link, lol  tongue

Jun 28 07 04:07 am Link

Model

Nick G

Posts: 632

Jamaica, New York, US

lmao, haha

this was the perfect thing to see before getting ready for bed. I needed a good laugh before bed.

Ah, mm forums, always something entertaining in them. smile

Jun 28 07 04:08 am Link

Model

Stacey S

Posts: 3131

Long Beach, California, US

Plus he can't even spell properly.
I mean maybe snoop could understand his writing.
But jeez didn't this guy pass 3rd grade at least?

Jun 28 07 04:08 am Link

Photographer

Bruce Muir

Posts: 586

Potomac, Maryland, US

Nick G wrote:
Ah, mm forums, always something entertaining in them. smile

they're nuttier than usual tonight...gheez

Jun 28 07 04:09 am Link