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Deacon Blues
Posts: 26638
Belmont, North Carolina, US
That's not all caps right? So I didn't really yell. But I am very, very drunk. I haven't imbibed any alcohol in more than 2 weeks b/c I've been sick - until tonight. My ass is kicked, and I turned into a cheap date too. I gotta go lay down tho. G'nite assholes. 
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- Phil H -
Posts: 26552
Mildenhall, England, United Kingdom
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Deacon Blues
Posts: 26638
Belmont, North Carolina, US
 *hiccups*
Deacon Blues wrote:
That's not all caps right? So I didn't really yell.
But I am very, very drunk. I haven't imbibed any alcohol in more than 2 weeks b/c I've been sick - until tonight. My ass is kicked, and I turned into a cheap date too.
I gotta go lay down tho.
G'nite assholes. nite
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Deacon Blues
Posts: 26638
Belmont, North Carolina, US
Tattooed Beauty Queen wrote:
nite i luz u!
Deacon Blues wrote:
i luz u! hahaha luz you too lil' triceratops... hee hee
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Deacon Blues
Posts: 26638
Belmont, North Carolina, US
Tattooed Beauty Queen wrote:
hahaha luz you too lil' triceratops... hee hee i shoulda said "tricerapod"
i be a tripod.
Deacon Blues wrote:
i shoulda said "tricerapod"
i be a tripod. hahaha... I want that fucking pleo robot uber bad!!!
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Portfolio Plus
Posts: 6486
Lansing, Illinois, US
Let's see how drunk you really are.
How many fingers am I holding up?
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Nemi
Posts: 27413
Jamaica, New York, US
Portfolio Plus wrote:
Let's see how drunk you really are.
How many fingers am I holding up? SEVENTEEN!
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Portfolio Plus
Posts: 6486
Lansing, Illinois, US
Nemi Bea wrote:
SEVENTEEN! The word Seventeen next to your avi should be criminal.
Still the hottest photo I've seen of yours.
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Nemi
Posts: 27413
Jamaica, New York, US
Portfolio Plus wrote:
The word Seventeen next to your avi should be criminal.
Still the hottest photo I've seen of yours. *Curtsy*
Ahthank yew.
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-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
Deacon, when AREN'T you drunk? LUSH. lol btw: you need to be drunk around me sometime so I can make faces at you and stick my tongue out while someone is taking pictures. lol Like I do to all my drunk friends. 
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Marks Fine Art
Posts: 36001
Fort Smith, Arkansas, US
Deacon Blues wrote:
That's not all caps right? So I didn't really yell.
But I am very, very drunk. I haven't imbibed any alcohol in more than 2 weeks b/c I've been sick - until tonight. My ass is kicked, and I turned into a cheap date too.
I gotta go lay down tho.
G'nite assholes. Its morning now! Wake up! Hows the hangover?
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Storm Surge Photography
Posts: 9336
New Orleans, Louisiana, US
Portfolio Plus wrote:
The word Seventeen next to your avi should be criminal.
Still the hottest photo I've seen of yours. Agreed. I feel like turning myself into the police now....
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Skipshots
Posts: 13421
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Jen_T wrote:
Deacon, when AREN'T you drunk?
LUSH.
lol 
waiting for Deacon to reply
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-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
Storm Surge Photography wrote:
Agreed. I feel like turning myself into the police now.... *gets out the handcuffs*
bad boy.
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Marks Fine Art
Posts: 36001
Fort Smith, Arkansas, US
Jen_T wrote:
*gets out the handcuffs*
bad boy. I wanna be handcuffed too! 
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-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
Newstart Photography wrote:
waiting for Deacon to reply He is probably either
1. sleeping on the bathroom floor in his own vomit
2. trying to 'wil'l his head off the pillow without too much pain
3. trying to get his creeky muscles to move his hungover ass.
Model
-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
Marks Fine Art wrote:
I wanna be handcuffed too! *gets out another set*
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Storm Surge Photography
Posts: 9336
New Orleans, Louisiana, US
Jen_T wrote:
*gets out the handcuffs*
bad boy. You cant put handcuffs on me and cover your butt at the same time.
*takes handcuffs as she reaches behind her*
You cant cover your butt while handcuffed!
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Storm Surge Photography
Posts: 9336
New Orleans, Louisiana, US
Jen_T wrote:
He is probably either
1. sleeping on the bathroom floor in his own vomit
2. trying to 'wil'l his head off the pillow without too much pain
3. trying to get his creeky muscles to move his hungover ass. Dont forget 'trying to figure out who this naked guy is in my bed' and 'why do I feel broke, sticky and confused'?
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-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
Storm Surge Photography wrote:
You cant put handcuffs on me and cover your butt at the same time.
*takes handcuffs as she reaches behind her*
You cant cover your butt while handcuffed! you cant buttsechs me when your nuts are in a knot.
lol
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Vamp Boudoir
Posts: 11446
Florence, South Carolina, US
I hope you weren't the one driving in SC in a red FORD pick-up truck this AM.
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Storm Surge Photography
Posts: 9336
New Orleans, Louisiana, US
Jen_T wrote:
you cant buttsechs me when your nuts are in a knot.
lol And you cant tie them in a knot when theyre slapping your *RADIO EDIT*!
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-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
Model
Manda Something
Posts: 3131
Laurel, Mississippi, US
I don't think i want to ever know again what it feels like to be drunk!
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Portfolio Plus
Posts: 6486
Lansing, Illinois, US
Jen_T wrote:
you cant buttsechs me when your nuts are in a knot.
lol I've seen her tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue.
Just sayin
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-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
Portfolio Plus wrote:
I've seen her tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue.
Just sayin You should see what else I can do with my tongue!!
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Portfolio Plus
Posts: 6486
Lansing, Illinois, US
Jen_T wrote:
You should see what else I can do with my tongue!! As long as it gets you to quit yappin it's worthwhile.
Model
-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
Portfolio Plus wrote:
As long as it gets you to quit yappin it's worthwhile. I'll bring the duct tape for your mouth.
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Portfolio Plus
Posts: 6486
Lansing, Illinois, US
Ok enough !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm practicing to be a mod so let's keep this on topic.
This isn't about you tieing genitalia in knots with your tongue.
It's about Deacons drunk ass not being able to drag his ass off the bathroom floor to defend himself.
It's a good thing he has me here to defend him.
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Storm Surge Photography
Posts: 9336
New Orleans, Louisiana, US
Portfolio Plus wrote:
Ok enough !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm practicing to be a mod so let's keep this on topic.
This isn't about you tieing genitalia in knots with your tongue.
It's about Deacons drunk ass not being able to drag his ass off the bathroom floor to defend himself.
It's a good thing he has me here to defend him. Youre far too busy thinking about Jen, her tongue and genetalia to defend Deacon.
Dude is passed out, wearing lingerie, with used condoms strew on the ground behind him. And hes handcuffed.
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ghp
Posts: 23591
ARIVACA, Arizona, US
GOOD MORNING
Model
-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
Portfolio Plus wrote:
Ok enough !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm practicing to be a mod so let's keep this on topic.
This isn't about you tieing genitalia in knots with your tongue.
It's about Deacons drunk ass not being able to drag his ass off the bathroom floor to defend himself.
It's a good thing he has me here to defend him. did anyone notice that, when I mentioned the duct taping PP's mouth gets all 'get back on topic on me. Must be one of his fetishes.
*giggles*
Model
-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
Storm Surge Photography wrote:
Youre far too busy thinking about Jen, her tongue and genetalia to defend Deacon.
Dude is passed out, wearing lingerie, with used condoms strew on the ground behind him. And hes handcuffed. wearing lingerie? damn I hope she got pictures.
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Portfolio Plus
Posts: 6486
Lansing, Illinois, US
Jen_T wrote:
did anyone notice that, when I mentioned the duct taping PP's mouth gets all 'get back on topic on me. Must be one of his fetishes.
*giggles* Hmmmm
Fetish talk from the Spanking Queen.
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-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
Portfolio Plus wrote:
Hmmmm
Fetish talk from the Spanking Queen. lmao
Never again! EVER.
Model
-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
Ginger H wrote:
GOOD MORNING Good Morning Ginger!
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Portfolio Plus
Posts: 6486
Lansing, Illinois, US
Storm Surge Photography wrote:
Youre far too busy thinking about Jen, her tongue and genetalia to defend Deacon.
Dude is passed out, wearing lingerie, with used condoms strew on the ground behind him. And hes handcuffed. I am never to busy to defend my boy, and you forgot the dog collar and nipple clips.
He needs the defending.
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*hiccups*
