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immateria

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Brooklyn, New York, US

So the fat cat stands outside my bedroom door, and meows miserably.

I open the door. He gives a frightened, emo yap and runs away.

What do you want from me, kitteh?!

Feb 24 08 05:59 pm Link

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Jay -That Guy- Graves

Posts: 3509

Chillicothe, Ohio, US

Was he expecting someone else?

Feb 24 08 06:00 pm Link

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immateria

Posts: 15446

Brooklyn, New York, US

Jay  -That Guy- Graves wrote:
Was he expecting someone else?

No?

Oh. It's feeding time.

This is why you're fat, kitteh!

Feb 24 08 06:01 pm Link

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Star Child

Posts: 39289

Nashville, Tennessee, US

stupid human.  you should never hide in room where I can't get to you.  now feed me.

Feb 24 08 06:02 pm Link

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immateria

Posts: 15446

Brooklyn, New York, US

Kayelless wrote:
stupid human.  you should never hide in room where I can't get to you.  now feed me.

Silly kitteh. Grow opposable thumbs.

Feb 24 08 06:03 pm Link

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Star Child

Posts: 39289

Nashville, Tennessee, US

Anastacia Strots wrote:

Silly kitteh. Grow opposable thumbs.

shudap and open that damn can.  you want me to sit on your face just as soon as you get into a nice dream tonight?

Feb 24 08 06:04 pm Link

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Brooklyn, New York, US

Kayelless wrote:

shudap and open that damn can.  you want me to sit on your face just as soon as you get into a nice dream tonight?

Skinny kitteh is smart enough to push the door open.

Feb 24 08 06:05 pm Link

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Star Child

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Nashville, Tennessee, US

Anastacia Strots wrote:

Skinny kitteh is smart enough to push the door open.

skinny kitteh is stupid.  I know to make stupid human work for me.  now open can.  I'm getting hungry........ again.

Feb 24 08 06:06 pm Link

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immateria

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Brooklyn, New York, US

Kayelless wrote:
stupid human

Your face!

I got someone else to feed them.

Feb 24 08 06:07 pm Link

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Star Child

Posts: 39289

Nashville, Tennessee, US

Anastacia Strots wrote:

Your face!

I got someone else to feed them.

works for me.  now I sit on your newspaper and homework.

Feb 24 08 06:11 pm Link

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immateria

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Brooklyn, New York, US

Kayelless wrote:

works for me.  now I sit on your newspaper and homework.

Fail.

I don't read newspapers, and I'm not in school.

Ok, maybe I fail.

Feb 24 08 06:13 pm Link

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Star Child

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Nashville, Tennessee, US

Anastacia Strots wrote:

Fail.

I don't read newspapers, and I'm not in school.

Ok, maybe I fail.

your laptop looks nice and cozy.

Feb 24 08 06:21 pm Link

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immateria

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Brooklyn, New York, US

Kayelless wrote:

your laptop looks nice and cozy.

I'll eat your brainz.

Feb 24 08 06:24 pm Link

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Star Child

Posts: 39289

Nashville, Tennessee, US

Anastacia Strots wrote:

I'll eat your brainz.

best protect your face when you sleep tonight.

Feb 24 08 06:26 pm Link

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immateria

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Brooklyn, New York, US

Kayelless wrote:

best protect your face when you sleep tonight.

My kittehs love me, kthxbye.

Feb 24 08 06:27 pm Link

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Star Child

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Nashville, Tennessee, US

Anastacia Strots wrote:

My kittehs love me, kthxbye.

and they still rule your world. 
never forget.
don't ever forget.
tongue

Feb 24 08 06:31 pm Link

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immateria

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Brooklyn, New York, US

Kayelless wrote:

and they still rule your world. 
never forget.
don't ever forget.
tongue

Kitteh want to take a bath?

Feb 24 08 06:32 pm Link