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WBV Artography

Posts: 1370

San Antonio, Texas, US

Go thru your spam filter-pick the most likely not to bounce and send a blank email.

No bouncee go thru the Spam filter and sign them up for EVERYTHING you possibly can and make sire they WANT to be notified by email of the continuous offers for college loans and cigarettes and 'sell your cars' and education.

It's neat because once you fill in the first form making sure the zip, area code matches the state and city you pick at random then it pretty much self fills in for the next 200 pages of free crap and offers. Plus that Email will be sold and resold.

Doesn;t EVERY person whose 63, is 3' 11" and smokes a carton a day and weights 363 pounds and 7 months pregnant DESERVE insurance and cig offers????

Feb 24 06 12:21 pm Link

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Voice of Reason

Posts: 8741

Anaheim, California, US

Congrats, you're now part of the problem. Most of those e-mails you get spam from are victims of spoofing software.


What you did probably falls under a federal law that you've now broken. Sort of like mail fraud, and they know what ip address you used.

Good job!

Feb 24 06 12:33 pm Link

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Marcia Dionne

Posts: 282

Frisco, Texas, US

boink your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse.  That's the one thing that you can do, if done properly, that will put you to sleep. smile

Feb 24 06 12:38 pm Link

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Phil Kimpton

Posts: 1844

Taunton, Massachusetts, US

When I can't sleep I watch Constantine with Keanu Reeves.... What a snorefest.. It was in the theater... still is on home release...

Feb 24 06 12:38 pm Link

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C R Photography

Posts: 3594

Pleasanton, California, US

Putt'n down the meth pipe for an hour usually works for me big_smile

Feb 24 06 12:42 pm Link

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Kita St Cyr

Posts: 13934

New York, New York, US

Whenever I cant sleep i pour myself a cup of apple sauce and watch cartoons.

Feb 24 06 12:45 pm Link

Model

The_N_Word

Posts: 5067

New York, New York, US

touch it.

Feb 24 06 12:45 pm Link

Photographer

bgcfoto

Posts: 5446

Charlotte, North Carolina, US

Nerlande wrote:
touch it.

yup

Feb 24 06 12:46 pm Link

Photographer

Phil Kimpton

Posts: 1844

Taunton, Massachusetts, US

Nerlande wrote:
touch it.

That too...

Feb 24 06 01:00 pm Link

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William Coleman

Posts: 2371

New York, New York, US

Self-abuse.  Repeat as necessary.

Feb 24 06 01:04 pm Link

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Nemi

Posts: 27413

Jamaica, New York, US

Uhm? waste countless hours on the MM forums?

Feb 24 06 01:08 pm Link

Photographer

Brian Diaz

Posts: 65617

Danbury, Connecticut, US

I like editing others' sonnets to fit imabic pentameter.  It's fun.

Feb 24 06 07:30 pm Link

Photographer

D. Brian Nelson

Posts: 5477

Rapid City, South Dakota, US

Self abuse isn't something I indulge in.  I only photograph it.  When I can't sleep, I post here and do my blog.

-Don

Feb 24 06 07:39 pm Link

Photographer

William Coleman

Posts: 2371

New York, New York, US

D. Brian Nelson wrote:
Self abuse isn't something I indulge in.  I only photograph it.  When I can't sleep, I post here and do my blog.

-Don

Agreed.  Better to abuse your significant other, if you have one.  In a nice way, of course.

Feb 24 06 07:58 pm Link

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Sogno Dolce

Posts: 33

Alpharetta, Georgia, US

walmart.  smile

Feb 24 06 08:01 pm Link

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Star

Posts: 17966

Los Angeles, California, US

I cry....

Feb 24 06 08:03 pm Link

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Nemi

Posts: 27413

Jamaica, New York, US

Brian Diaz wrote:
I like editing others' sonnets to fit imabic pentameter.  It's fun.

Brian Diaz saved my ass...

Feb 24 06 08:49 pm Link

Photographer

Brian Diaz

Posts: 65617

Danbury, Connecticut, US

Nemi wrote:

Brian Diaz saved my ass...

Feb 24 06 08:53 pm Link

Photographer

Lens N Light

Posts: 16341

Bradford, Vermont, US

Phil Kimpton wrote:
When I can't sleep I watch Constantine with Keanu Reeves.... What a snorefest.. It was in the theater... still is on home release...

Me too, Phil. But for me ANYTHING on the tube is an instant soporiphic.

Feb 24 06 09:10 pm Link

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Jessica Loren

Posts: 516

Baltimore, Maryland, US

Raid the refrigerator.

Feb 24 06 09:11 pm Link

Photographer

Phil Kimpton

Posts: 1844

Taunton, Massachusetts, US

Sogno Dolce wrote:
walmart.  smile

That won't help me go to sleep... I can't stop laughing at some of the people that walk into the 24/hr one near me... LOL

Feb 24 06 09:15 pm Link

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Phil Kimpton

Posts: 1844

Taunton, Massachusetts, US

Lens N Light wrote:

Me too, Phil. But for me ANYTHING on the tube is an instant soporiphic.

When I saw Constantine in the theater.. I was out cold 30 minutes into it.. Woke up when the next showing started... Nobody bothered to wake me up! LOL

Feb 24 06 09:16 pm Link