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Photographer

GianCarlo Images

Posts: 2427

Brooklyn, New York, US

The following post was written for entertainment purposes and does not necessarily represent the view of the author.

Is there a connection between the coronavirus and your bush? I am not a doctor or a medical expert but I would have to think no, there is no connection.
But during this time of canceled shoots and cancelled everything else, there is a window of time which can allow those of you with shaved pubes to rediscover your natural bush.
Bush, like clothing looks different from person to person depending on physique and individual characteristics. While it may be subjective, if you are a clothing designer you may favor showcasing your clothing on tall slim models because they are more likely to display your creations better.

Now getting back to bush. Shaved off pubes started to appear back in the 70’s with porn actresses. It exposed the whole labia, and now you could easily see everything. As the years passed it started to catch on and go mainstream like a lot of things do. Like hair styles, like baggie jeans, or skinny jeans.
So now to be in style many women choose to shave off their bushes, but like an item of clothing not everyone can rock it the same way. While some women may expose a gloriously beautiful blossom of floral like labia others often look like one of those bald cat breeds.

All of which brings me to think it may be a good time for women to reevaluate the bush. Take an honest look and ask; do I look like a glorious blossom, or a baldy cat? A woman, or a 10 year old child?
So consider using this stagnant time to let it grow, keep it controlled like a bonsai tree, and reevaluate. You may like it, you may be more comfortable.

Mar 28 20 09:10 am Link

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Model MoRina

Posts: 6640

MacMurdo - permanent station of the US, Sector claimed by New Zealand, Antarctica

GianCarlo Images wrote:
The following post was written for entertainment purposes and does not necessarily represent the view of the author.

Is there a connection between the coronavirus and your bush? I am not a doctor or a medical expert but I would have to think no, there is no connection.
But during this time of canceled shoots and cancelled everything else, there is a window of time which can allow those of you with shaved pubes to rediscover your natural bush.
Bush, like clothing looks different from person to person depending on physique and individual characteristics. While it may be subjective, if you are a clothing designer you may favor showcasing your clothing on tall slim models because they are more likely to display your creations better.

Now getting back to bush. Shaved off pubes started to appear back in the 70’s with porn actresses. It exposed the whole labia, and now you could easily see everything. As the years passed it started to catch on and go mainstream like a lot of things do. Like hair styles, like baggie jeans, or skinny jeans.
So now to be in style many women choose to shave off their bushes, but like an item of clothing not everyone can rock it the same way. While some women may expose a gloriously beautiful blossom of floral like labia others often look like one of those bald cat breeds.

All of which brings me to think it may be a good time for women to reevaluate the bush. Take an honest look and ask; do I look like a glorious blossom, or a baldy cat? A woman, or a 10 year old child?
So consider using this stagnant time to let it grow, keep it controlled like a bonsai tree, and reevaluate. You may like it, you may be more comfortable.

Just no.

The only pubic hair you have say so over is your own.

Today I got an email that said this:

" You would have an absolutely gorgeous soft girly cunt if you would just finish shaving off the rest of that hair and besides, a bald pussy will make you look 5 to 10 years younger."  The worst part is that it was meant as a compliment.

Still, not a compliment.

Mar 28 20 09:24 am Link

Photographer

GianCarlo Images

Posts: 2427

Brooklyn, New York, US

MoRina wrote:

Just no.

The only pubic hair you have say so over is your own.

Today I got an email that said this:

" You would have an absolutely gorgeous soft girly cunt if you would just finish shaving off the rest of that hair and besides, a bald pussy will make you look 5 to 10 years younger."  The worst part is that it was meant as a compliment.

Still, not a compliment.

I understand you got an inappropriate and rude email but, please do not take it out on me. I did not send you that email and I do not speak to people that way, and I am not trying to control what you do with your pubic area.

Mar 28 20 10:46 am Link

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Model MoRina

Posts: 6640

MacMurdo - permanent station of the US, Sector claimed by New Zealand, Antarctica

GianCarlo Images wrote:
I understand you got an inappropriate and rude email but, please do not take it out on me. I did not send you that email and I do not speak to people that way, and I am not trying to control what you do with your pubic area.

I promise I wasn't taking anything out on you. I was using it as an example of the kinds of things people have the nerve to say about other people's pubic hair. Just because I point out something inappropriate it doesn't mean I'm mad at anyone or anything. Your post was encouraging women to grow out their pubic hair. I already have all mine so I'm not offended by your preference. It's not personal. It's about boundaries.

Mar 28 20 11:16 am Link

Photographer

Mark Salo

Posts: 11733

Olney, Maryland, US

GianCarlo Images wrote:
Coronavirus and your bush

Is there a connection between the coronavirus and your bush? I am not a doctor or a medical expert but I would have to think no, there is no connection.

So, click bait?

Mar 28 20 11:30 am Link

Photographer

GianCarlo Images

Posts: 2427

Brooklyn, New York, US

Mark Salo wrote:

So, click bait?

Ha,ha. I suppose it does read like click bait. Someone seeing the title may think OMG people must be getting Coronavirus on their bushes. I don’t want that to happen to me. I’d better read this. Actually I suddenly have extra time on my hands.

Mar 28 20 01:43 pm Link

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Garry k

Posts: 30131

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

According to the Internet - the word that you are using is "vulgar slang " that mostly applies to females

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bush

Mar 28 20 02:40 pm Link

Photographer

G Reese

Posts: 914

Marion, Indiana, US

Next would be the post complaining models don't participate in the forum.   ( just shakes head)

Mar 28 20 05:24 pm Link

Model

MatureModelMM

Posts: 2844

Detroit, Michigan, US

I don't mind at all if people call a bush a bush.  I'm amazed by the literally hundreds of messages and comments I get regarding mine.  If other models choose to grow theirs, fine. But equally OK is the number of models who choose not to have a bush.

I'm not sure that suggesting randomly that women who are currently bare might want to grow a bush is going to go over very well, unless the person wanting to see that woman with a bush is offering to pay significantly for her to grow one.

Since some of us have been paid to shave off our bush for the needs of a specific artist or photographer in the past, it makes perfect sense to me that someone could offer to pay one of us to grow hers back.  That would need to be addressed privately between the two people involved.

Mar 28 20 05:24 pm Link

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Garry k

Posts: 30131

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

G Reese wrote:
Next would be the post complaining models don't participate in the forum.   ( just shakes head)

exactly

Mar 28 20 05:47 pm Link

Photographer

Ken Marcus Studios

Posts: 9421

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

GianCarlo Images wrote:
Now getting back to bush. Shaved off pubes started to appear back in the 70’s with porn actresses. It exposed the whole labia, and now you could easily see everything. As the years passed it started to catch on and go mainstream like a lot of things do.

Pubic Hair was not visible in the United States until around 1971. Prior to that it was illegal to show it in any publication, gallery, or even an art book. Some people even went to jail for taking or displaying a photo that showed it.

In 1970, Bob Guccione started Penthouse Magazine in England and then the next year opened up in the United States as competition to Playboy (that didn't show any pubic hair for several years thereafter). I think I know a little bit about this, because much of my career involved photographing models, showing their pubic hair.

In 1971, I was the first American photographer for Penthouse Magazine and every layout I produced contained pubic hair images. A few years later, Playboy contracted me to introduce their audience to a more erotic and realistic portrayal of the female physique. Prior to that, their audience could only see beautiful models hiding behind brightly colored beach balls, or some other thing to hide their 'privates'.

The American audience had never really seen pubic hair published before the early 70's. It was not allowed to be displayed in photographs or artwork prior to that time. Nude models prior to then had to be shaved and their genitalia had to be retouched out of photos, or the photographers ran the risk of being jailed. So it was pubic hair that was the novelty back then, not the shaved pubis.

Around that time, I met a man who had just spent 15 years in the Federal Prison at Levenworth, for sending a photo of a reclining woman with pubic hair revealed through the US Mail to his cousin in New Jersey. The Postal Authorities found the photo, and the FBI arrested him several days later. After 15 years of a 25 year sentence, the laws were changed to allow full nudity, and he was released for 'time spent'.

The complete removal of pubic hair goes back thousands of years in various cultures, for a variety of reasons. Since the founding of the US, back in the 1700's, it's been illegal to show it.
When porn first became legal, models were all required to grow it out for photo shoots, because that's what the new audience wanted to see.

As GianCarlo pointed out, it was in the late 70's when the emphasis began to switch from 'hair' to what the hair was actually covering. The era of genitalia photography had begun.

These days, the majority of models that come into our studio are shaved. A few will grow it out for a while to work for photographers that prefer it, but then switch back for other work.

It's been fascinating to observe all the many changes that have taken place between women's legs over the last 50 years or so.

My life as a nude photographer has been Very Interesting !

KM

Mar 28 20 05:56 pm Link

Photographer

GianCarlo Images

Posts: 2427

Brooklyn, New York, US

Garry k wrote:
According to the Internet - the word that you are using is "vulgar slang " that mostly applies to females

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bush[/quote


Seriously? You felt you had to bring up the word “bush” is vulgar? According to the internet??!! I’m sure people have heard a lot worse than the word bush. And thank you for bring that to my attention. I’ll make sure to be extra careful whenever I say bush.

Mar 28 20 05:59 pm Link

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Garry k

Posts: 30131

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

GianCarlo Images wrote:

Garry k wrote:
According to the Internet - the word that you are using is "vulgar slang " that mostly applies to females

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bush[/quote

Seriously? You felt you had to bring up the word “bush” is vulgar? According to the internet??!! I’m sure people have heard a lot worse than the word bush. And thank you for bring that to my attention. I’ll make sure to be extra careful whenever I say bush.

and People wonder why so few Models participate in this forum

Mar 28 20 06:03 pm Link

Artist/Painter

Hunter GWPB

Posts: 8230

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania, US

Ken Marcus Studios wrote:
My life as a nude photographer has been Very Interesting !
KM

Very interesting.  Thanks for the history lesson from your first hand experience.

Mar 28 20 06:48 pm Link

Photographer

Camera Buff

Posts: 924

Maryborough, Queensland, Australia

GianCarlo Images wrote:
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All of which brings me to think it may be a good time for women to reevaluate the bush. Take an honest look and ask; do I look like a glorious blossom, or a baldy cat? A woman, or a 10 year old child?
So consider using this stagnant time to let it grow, keep it controlled like a bonsai tree, and reevaluate. You may like it, you may be more comfortable.

Disclaimer: The following post was written for entertainment purposes and does not necessarily represent the view of the author.

How about you GianCarlo, is it also a good time for you (and other men) to re-evaluate your (their) own bush? You (they) may like it too, and it may well be more comfortable!

Does ones 'love wand' look bigger when shaved?

Mar 28 20 07:08 pm Link

Photographer

GianCarlo Images

Posts: 2427

Brooklyn, New York, US

Camera Buff wrote:
Disclaimer: The following post was written for entertainment purposes and does not necessarily represent the view of the author.

How about you GianCarlo, is it also a good time for you (and other men) to re-evaluate your (their) own bush? You (they) may like it too! And it may well be more comfortable.

Does ones 'love wand' look bigger when shaved?

I could care less if men do or do not shave their stuff ( don’t say bush, it’s a bad word ), I have no need to look at naked dudes. As for me, no blade is coming near my love rod. Is love rod bad? Can I say love rod, or will I insult the Internet ?

Mar 28 20 07:17 pm Link

Photographer

GianCarlo Images

Posts: 2427

Brooklyn, New York, US

Ken Marcus Studios wrote:
Pubic Hair was not visible in the United States until around 1971. Prior to that it was illegal to show it in any publication, gallery, or even an art book. Some people even went to jail for taking or displaying a photo that showed it.

In 1970, Bob Guccione started Penthouse Magazine in England and then the next year opened up in the United States as competition to Playboy (that didn't show any pubic hair for several years thereafter). I think I know a little bit about this, because much of my career involved photographing models, showing their pubic hair.

In 1971, I was the first American photographer for Penthouse Magazine and every layout I produced contained pubic hair images. A few years later, Playboy contracted me to introduce their audience to a more erotic and realistic portrayal of the female physique. Prior to that, their audience could only see beautiful models hiding behind brightly colored beach balls, or some other thing to hide their 'privates'.

The American audience had never really seen pubic hair published before the early 70's. It was not allowed to be displayed in photographs or artwork prior to that time. Nude models prior to then had to be shaved and their genitalia had to be retouched out of photos, or the photographers ran the risk of being jailed. So it was pubic hair that was the novelty back then, not the shaved pubis.

Around that time, I met a man who had just spent 15 years in the Federal Prison at Levenworth, for sending a photo of a reclining woman with pubic hair revealed through the US Mail to his cousin in New Jersey. The Postal Authorities found the photo, and the FBI arrested him several days later. After 15 years of a 25 year sentence, the laws were changed to allow full nudity, and he was released for 'time spent'.

The complete removal of pubic hair goes back thousands of years in various cultures, for a variety of reasons. Since the founding of the US, back in the 1700's, it's been illegal to show it.
When porn first became legal, models were all required to grow it out for photo shoots, because that's what the new audience wanted to see.

As GianCarlo pointed out, it was in the late 70's when the emphasis began to switch from 'hair' to what the hair was actually covering. The era of genitalia photography had begun.

These days, the majority of models that come into our studio are shaved. A few will grow it out for a while to work for photographers that prefer it, but then switch back for other work.

It's been fascinating to observe all the many changes that have taken place between women's legs over the last 50 years or so.

My life as a nude photographer has been Very Interesting !

KM

Thanks, very interesting. A 25 year sentence is insane for a big nothing.

50 years is a long time. I'll try a nude shoot once in a while but it is not my favorite thing. Sometimes I picture a scene and wonder how it may play out in front of the lens so I try it. But I realized if I would shoot nude or erotic stuff too close together I would start to want no part of it.

I remember reading Helmut Newton saying in his later years that he was done shooting naked people and did not want to see another naked person and that he was going to start photographing landscapes.

For now I just want to photograph people with clothes. But I do have one more crazy fetish idea I'm trying to get done. Corona has put the brakes on things for now.

Mar 28 20 07:28 pm Link

Photographer

Camera Buff

Posts: 924

Maryborough, Queensland, Australia

GianCarlo Images wrote:
I could care less if men do or do not shave their stuff ( don’t say bush, it’s a bad word ), I have no need to look at naked dudes. As for me, no blade is coming near my love rod. Is love rod bad? Can I say love rod, or will I insult the Internet ?

Slang terms often just come off as condescending and unnecessary. You’ve read the post from Ken Marcus … no use of any condescending and unnecessary slang terms in his post. The eloquent manner in which he pens his thoughts sets a fine example to us all.

Mar 28 20 08:58 pm Link

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GianCarlo Images

Posts: 2427

Brooklyn, New York, US

Camera Buff wrote:

Slang terms often just come off as condescending and unnecessary. You’ve read the post from Ken Marcus … no use of any condescending and unnecessary slang terms in his post. The eloquent manner in which he pens his thoughts sets a fine example to us all.

Like Love wand? Is a term only OK if you use one?

Mar 28 20 09:07 pm Link

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Camera Buff

Posts: 924

Maryborough, Queensland, Australia

GianCarlo Images wrote:
Like Love wand? Is a term only OK if you use one?

Oh HELL No!

I only took the liberty of using such an affectionate and colourful ’slang' term for a man’s penis because I thought I was responding to a post by a man who is obviously adept in the art of making colourful comments about a woman’s genitalia.

To quote a high profile American politician: “The fact is men, at times, talk like that.”

Mar 28 20 10:59 pm Link

Artist/Painter

Hunter GWPB

Posts: 8230

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania, US

The leaves have started to come out on my Lilac bush.  The azaleas keep their leaves all winter, and the one with lavender blooms has bloomed already. The azaleas with white blooms will be a while. The Red Osier Dogwood has been trimmed down for the start of the growing season.   I plan to plant some bushes for privacy this year, but I haven't decided what kind yet.   I want something that is native and produces food for birds.  I will add some rhododendrons in an area shaded by a neighbor's tree.  The blueberry bushes look good.

All bushes aren't the same nor can they be maintained the same way.

edit:
The lilac should be pruned from the bottom, removing the thickest stems. Lilacs like air around the their bottoms or they can get a fungus.  Azaleas can be trimmed like a hedge but they can also be thinned like the lilac so the keep a natural appearance.   If you need  to top something lie an arborvitae (Atlantic White Cedar), don't just lop the top off.  You want to do what is called "drop crouching."  Cut the main stem just above a lateral branch.  The lateral branch will soon become the tree's leader.  If you cut in a random place, you can get multiple leaders which will make the tree weak and it will require more pruning.  If you are topping it to get it away from wires or an overhead obstacle, drop frothing it by picking a leader on the opposite of the obstruction will encourage space between the tree and the obstruction.  All trees and shrubs should be pruned at a crotch or a bud.  If you look closely, you can see a collar line often times.  Cut it there, on the angle of the collar line.  Don't flush cut it against the remaining stem and don't cut it so far out that you get a piece of dead wood persisting there.  The best time to cut many shrubs is right after the blooms die, especially if you are doing a hedge like cutting.  The plant hasn't set new buds for the next year yet.  If you wait to long, you are cutting off next year's blossoms and growth.  Some, like azaleas, can be cut down with 6 inches of the ground and they will come back most of the time. 

Around here, landscapers like to pile mulch up against the bark of trees and shrubs.  Don't do it.  A tree's bark isn't meant to be underground. It is better to plant a tree slightly high, so the root collar is exposed then to plant it too deep.  Trees with mulch that is above the root collar may eventually develop extraneous roots that hurt the plant, or funguses.

If you are having trees planted and the root ball comes in a wife or metal basket, by all means, insist that all the metal is removed before the hole is backfilled.  The damn basket can constrict the roots, make the tree suffer when it get bigger, and it is hard enough to get rid of the stump when you cut it down with having metal tangled all through it.  Fall is the best time to plant most trees around here anyway, but some do better with spring plantings.  It helps to talk to a certified arborist instead of a landscaper.  In the meantime, I guess I need to stop avoiding my paperwork smile

Mar 29 20 07:53 am Link

Artist/Painter

aquarelle

Posts: 2056

Chicago, Illinois, US

Loved your history lesson, Ken Marcus!  I’ve admired your work since the Penthouse days!

I prefer a shaved model, especially if oil is being used to make her skin glisten.  It gives the model the look of a Bernini sculpture.  And with the nude ballet studies I’ve been doing lately, I think it just looks very cool. 

I really appreciate it when a model asks my preference.

Mar 30 20 03:14 am Link

Photographer

Michael DBA Expressions

Posts: 3731

Lynchburg, Virginia, US

As a mostly portrait photographer, my job was always to accept whatever was in front of my camera and make the most of it possible. So when working instead with models, I tended to look for what I wanted, but accept what I got. Usually what I got was what I asked for. If I wanted a shaved model, I hired one. If I wanted a bushy model, I hired one.

It has always been my belief that everyone should be able to present themselves to the world in any way they wished. And since I've never been able to hire a model full time for a 6 month stretch, I've never felt entitled to more than politely ask if a change of hairstyle, hair color, or bush were feasible, and if told no, that ended that conversation; accept them as they are or move on, never attempt to push.

Mar 30 20 01:38 pm Link

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Skydancer Photos

Posts: 22196

Santa Cruz, California, US

Once again, male photographers discussing female genitalia in a forum dedicated to models.. most of whom are female.

Mar 30 20 09:34 pm Link

Model

Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

That was a whole lot of extra words just to say "I prefer models with pubic hair - even though nobody asked my opinion."

Mar 31 20 01:16 am Link

Model

Figures Jen B

Posts: 790

Phoenix, Arizona, US

Ken Marcus Studios wrote:
...
These days, the majority of models that come into our studio are shaved. A few will grow it out for a while to work for photographers that prefer it, but then switch back for other work.

It's been fascinating to observe all the many changes that have taken place between women's legs over the last 50 years or so.

My life as a nude photographer has been Very Interesting !

KM

I just love that you've been doing this over 50 years. smile I enjoyed your contribution here and didn't just want to leave a tag on your page. Very informative.
Jen

Mar 31 20 09:07 pm Link

Photographer

Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 33355

Dearborn, Michigan, US

The title of this thread is clickbait!

Apr 01 20 03:40 pm Link

Photographer

Ken Marcus Studios

Posts: 9421

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Jerry Nemeth wrote:
The title of this thread is clickbait!

Sure seems to have worked on you, Jerry . . .   :-)

Apr 02 20 11:22 am Link

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Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 33355

Dearborn, Michigan, US

Ken Marcus Studios wrote:

Sure seems to have worked on you, Jerry . . .   :-)

I was curious about the absurd title.     smile

Apr 03 20 07:39 am Link

Model

Liv Sage

Posts: 431

Seattle, Washington, US

Well this was the opposite of informative or useful.

Why did you post this?

Apr 06 20 03:49 pm Link

Model

Liv Sage

Posts: 431

Seattle, Washington, US

MoRina wrote:
Just no.

The only pubic hair you have say so over is your own.

Today I got an email that said this:

" You would have an absolutely gorgeous soft girly cunt if you would just finish shaving off the rest of that hair and besides, a bald pussy will make you look 5 to 10 years younger."  The worst part is that it was meant as a compliment.

Still, not a compliment.

That is a disgusting email to receive.
I'm so tired of seeing male photographers wax eloquent about what sort of grooming they prefer on models. And then wondering why we don't tend to participate (or even look at the forums) often. Geez, the reasons why most don't participate are so mysterious...

Apr 06 20 03:50 pm Link

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Model MoRina

Posts: 6640

MacMurdo - permanent station of the US, Sector claimed by New Zealand, Antarctica

Liv Sage wrote:
That is a disgusting email to receive.
I'm so tired of seeing male photographers wax eloquent about what sort of grooming they prefer on models. And then wondering why we don't tend to participate (or even look at the forums) often. Geez, the reasons why most don't participate are so mysterious...

Right.... and as the person saying it was inappropriate, I got called angry. Then it was suggested I was just mad at what word they used... As if you don't use the word "bush" you can talk all you want about how women should wear their body hair. Then, for good measure, we all got schooled by the resident pubic hair expert.

Apr 06 20 04:30 pm Link

Model

DakotaLee

Posts: 24

Washington, District of Columbia, US

GianCarlo Images wrote:
The following post was written for entertainment purposes and does not necessarily represent the view of the author.

Is there a connection between the coronavirus and your bush? I am not a doctor or a medical expert but I would have to think no, there is no connection.
But during this time of canceled shoots and cancelled everything else, there is a window of time which can allow those of you with shaved pubes to rediscover your natural bush.
Bush, like clothing looks different from person to person depending on physique and individual characteristics. While it may be subjective, if you are a clothing designer you may favor showcasing your clothing on tall slim models because they are more likely to display your creations better.

Now getting back to bush. Shaved off pubes started to appear back in the 70’s with porn actresses. It exposed the whole labia, and now you could easily see everything. As the years passed it started to catch on and go mainstream like a lot of things do. Like hair styles, like baggie jeans, or skinny jeans.
So now to be in style many women choose to shave off their bushes, but like an item of clothing not everyone can rock it the same way. While some women may expose a gloriously beautiful blossom of floral like labia others often look like one of those bald cat breeds.

All of which brings me to think it may be a good time for women to reevaluate the bush. Take an honest look and ask; do I look like a glorious blossom, or a baldy cat? A woman, or a 10 year old child?
So consider using this stagnant time to let it grow, keep it controlled like a bonsai tree, and reevaluate. You may like it, you may be more comfortable.

Wow! What an absolutely appalling post! I mean really man, you’re setting the standard! Ugh this made my stomach sick to read.

Maybe instead of trying to convince models to indulge in your own personal fantasies and preferences, focus on using this time during lockdown to learn how to think before you type.

Apr 06 20 04:39 pm Link

Model

Liv Sage

Posts: 431

Seattle, Washington, US

MoRina wrote:
Right.... and as the person saying it was inappropriate, I got called angry. Then it was suggested I was just mad at what word they used... As if you don't use the word "bush" you can talk all you want about how women should wear their body hair. Then, for good measure, we all got schooled by the resident pubic hair expert.

He said "glorious blossom" versus a "baldy cat" in referring to genitalia. This is akin to my making an entire post comparing penises to worms versus imperial swords or some nonsense.

For example: "Men, did you know that some of you should let those pubes grow wild? Yes, indeed! It's a little known fact that your teensy worm would do with a bit of "soil" to hide it's defects! For those of you with an imperial sword of a dick, perhaps you can get away without a scabbard! But for the rest, perhaps consider some serious camo. No one wants to see it!"

Shockingly, I've never seen a post in here from a photographer addressing models with penises that way. Perhaps it's because they realize how ridiculous it is when it hits that close to home.

And even if you were not angry, it would make sense if you were. Which is also truly hilarious - oh, a woman confronted you about your garbage and now she's just "angry?" Just go all the way there and call her hysterical why don't you.

Apr 06 20 04:58 pm Link

Photographer

Garry k

Posts: 30131

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Liv Sage wrote:
He said "glorious blossom" versus a "baldy cat" in referring to genitalia. This is akin to my making an entire post comparing penises to worms versus imperial swords or some nonsense.

For example: "Men, did you know that some of you should let those pubes grow wild? Yes, indeed! It's a little known fact that your teensy worm would do with a bit of "soil" to hide it's defects! For those of you with an imperial sword of a dick, perhaps you can get away without a scabbard! But for the rest, perhaps consider some serious camo. No one wants to see it!"

Shockingly, I've never seen a post in here from a photographer addressing models with penises that way. Perhaps it's because they realize how ridiculous it is when it hits that close to home.

And even if you were not angry, it would make sense if you were. Which is also truly hilarious - oh, a woman confronted you about your garbage and now she's just "angry?" Just go all the way there and call her hysterical why don't you.

LOL

You nailed all of the issues with these sort of male photographer generated " discussions " about female private parts


Thank You

Apr 06 20 05:52 pm Link

Model

Vox Model

Posts: 29

Albany, New York, US

GianCarlo Images wrote:
'a glorious blossom or a baldy cat'?

Dude, SERIOUSLY? https://emoticons.datahamster.com/vomit2.gif

MM is supposed to be a professional website/forum for photographer/model relations. I would hardly call your language describing your personal preference regarding female genitalia to be professional. I can imagine any model who's ever worked with you reading your post and wondering with horror what you were thinking about her genitalia while the two of you were shooting together.

Just gross.

Apr 07 20 06:58 am Link

Photographer

IMAGINERIES

Posts: 2048

New York, New York, US

This post prompted my curiosity and I "Googled" the history of women shaving....Armpits, legs and off course any other part of one anatomy.. If you have time...And I assume nowadays you have plenty...Look into it!!
It goes way back to Egypt and applied to men as well as ladies upper class, also the middle east where brides to be had to be totally shave except their head!
I remember my first shoot with a nude model! She was totally au natural and lots of hair...I did not know what to do....
so did an more implied style showing a minimum amount of skin....That was stupid on my part.
Today I would have shoot her exactly as she was

Apr 18 20 07:29 am Link

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Mark C Smith

Posts: 1073

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

GianCarlo Images wrote:
The following post was...

...fucking creepy

Apr 27 20 06:48 am Link

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Jules NYC

Posts: 21617

New York, New York, US

I guess calling natural pubic hair a “bush” is equally as sophisticated as women calling their breasts, “the girls”.
Ew.

Apr 27 20 10:14 am Link

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Arizona Shoots

Posts: 28698

Phoenix, Arizona, US

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Apr 27 20 08:40 pm Link