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Dara_w

Posts: 12100

Atlanta, Georgia, US

*sigh* I've been to several men's ports and there seems to be an epidemic we need to fight. I just have on question.

Why is it that some bodybuilder/fitness types come on mayhem and post their bare three inch penises? I've only seen smaller ones on babies. Why are they proud?

May 07 07 04:49 pm Link

Model

123455534343

Posts: 9488

Arthur's Town, Cat Island, Bahamas

bahahahahaa big_smile

May 07 07 04:50 pm Link

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Dara_w

Posts: 12100

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Rena wrote:
bahahahahaa big_smile

no Rena, I need answers!

May 07 07 04:51 pm Link

Photographer

foxfire images

Posts: 977

Northfield, Vermont, US

WOW this is going to be a good thread 

i still can't belive it  LOL

May 07 07 04:51 pm Link

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Vanessa Ashleigh

Posts: 1966

Burbank, California, US

I've noticed the same thing....
hmmmm
but it doesnt neccesarily mean they are proud....just could be brave

May 07 07 04:52 pm Link

Photographer

Ray Cornett

Posts: 9207

Sacramento, California, US

You have never heard of the phenomena of the "sleeper" penis, have you....

May 07 07 04:52 pm Link

Model

123455534343

Posts: 9488

Arthur's Town, Cat Island, Bahamas

Dara_w wrote:

no Rena, I need answers!

I suggest someone get brave and ask them.

May 07 07 04:52 pm Link

Model

123455534343

Posts: 9488

Arthur's Town, Cat Island, Bahamas

Primal Lens wrote:
You have never heard of the phenomena of the "sleeper" penis, have you....

eh?

May 07 07 04:52 pm Link

Photographer

SIMS/F11

Posts: 275

Decatur, Georgia, US

LARGE BREAST PLAYBOY
SMALL BREAST ART
SHORT DICK ART
LONG DICK PORN

May 07 07 04:53 pm Link

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Dan B

Posts: 480

Worcester, Massachusetts, US

Because anything larger might get flagged as "pornography?"

Or they were just cold...

May 07 07 04:53 pm Link

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123455534343

Posts: 9488

Arthur's Town, Cat Island, Bahamas

SIMS/F11 wrote:
LARGE BREAST PLAYBOY
SMALL BREAST ART
SHORT DICK ART
LONG DICK PORN

what about girth?

tongue

May 07 07 04:53 pm Link

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Isobel Wren

Posts: 1536

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

Primal Lens wrote:
You have never heard of the phenomena of the "sleeper" penis, have you....

Is this like growers and showers?

May 07 07 04:53 pm Link

Photographer

LuckyShots Photography

Posts: 360

Grafton, Illinois, US

I've heard steroids can make your dink smaller "dink is a technical term", this seems to be the case.  Loose the juice guys. That or what can I say, "the lord giveth and the lord taketh away" heres your modeling career that'll cost you 4 inches

May 07 07 04:54 pm Link

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Vanessa Ashleigh

Posts: 1966

Burbank, California, US

SIMS/F11 wrote:
LARGE BREAST PLAYBOY
SMALL BREAST ART
SHORT DICK ART
LONG DICK PORN

yup well there ya go.
whew.....glad we answered that question.
*wipes sweat from brow*

May 07 07 04:54 pm Link

Photographer

eye CANDY photos

Posts: 143

Toronto, Iowa, US

steroids

May 07 07 04:54 pm Link

Photographer

Tog

Posts: 55204

Birmingham, Alabama, US

I had to get a smaller tv to watch my porn on just to feel normal..

May 07 07 04:54 pm Link

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Isobel Wren

Posts: 1536

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

Daniel N Brewer wrote:
Or they were just cold...

I laughed so hard about that I choked

May 07 07 04:54 pm Link

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TheStitchWitch

Posts: 2183

Needville, Texas, US

Dara_w wrote:
*sigh* I've been to several men's ports and there seems to be an epidemic we need to fight. I just have on question.

Why is it that some bodybuilder/fitness types come on mayhem and post their bare three inch penises? I've only seen smaller ones on babies. Why are they proud?

Ha! Micropenis!

I've seen a few that have the opposite going for them. Nude male bits are weird looking no matter what the size. Its odd that something so funny looking can be so much fun.

May 07 07 04:54 pm Link

Photographer

Admiral Frog

Posts: 29088

Roswell, Georgia, US

Maybe because they are only allowed to post flaccid penis on here. The male member can quadruple in size from flacid to erect

May 07 07 04:54 pm Link

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UnoMundo

Posts: 47532

Olympia, Washington, US

those penises are not small your ass is too big.

May 07 07 04:55 pm Link

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Isobel Wren

Posts: 1536

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

OMFG.  Y'all are killing me.  This is too funny.

May 07 07 04:55 pm Link

Model

Dara_w

Posts: 12100

Atlanta, Georgia, US

I'm serious. I just saw one that could piss on his own nuts!! ridiculous.

May 07 07 04:55 pm Link

Model

123455534343

Posts: 9488

Arthur's Town, Cat Island, Bahamas

cant. stop. laughing

May 07 07 04:55 pm Link

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Pumpkin PinUp

Posts: 3930

Valencia, Valencia, Spain

Dara_w wrote:
*sigh* I've been to several men's ports and there seems to be an epidemic we need to fight. I just have on question.

Why is it that some bodybuilder/fitness types come on mayhem and post their bare three inch penises? I've only seen smaller ones on babies. Why are they proud?

Mwhahahahaha I love you!

May 07 07 04:55 pm Link

Photographer

Ray Cornett

Posts: 9207

Sacramento, California, US

Rena wrote:

eh?

It may be 3 inches when jus` chillin` but when ready for bid`niss,,,,,,,, BAH-DAYOWWW!

May 07 07 04:55 pm Link

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Dara_w

Posts: 12100

Atlanta, Georgia, US

UnoMundo wrote:
those penises are not small your ass is too big.

you're right. I do need someone packing to get to "it".

May 07 07 04:56 pm Link

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Admiral Frog

Posts: 29088

Roswell, Georgia, US

UnoMundo wrote:
those penises are not small your ass is too big.

I was thinking something similar, but obviously your balls are bigger then mine LOL

May 07 07 04:56 pm Link

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123455534343

Posts: 9488

Arthur's Town, Cat Island, Bahamas

Primal Lens wrote:

It may be 3 inches when jus` chillin` but when ready for bid`niss,,,,,,,, BAH-DAYOWWW!

But would you want your jus' chillin' stuff photographed?

May 07 07 04:56 pm Link

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Isobel Wren

Posts: 1536

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

Now, I know we've got a rule here about no errect peni in the shots, but I dunno man.  If I were a dude I'd at least fluff it up a little before a photo was taken. Maybe a half chub.  Something to make it look a little heftier but not hard and porno.

May 07 07 04:56 pm Link

Photographer

Ray Cornett

Posts: 9207

Sacramento, California, US

W.G. Rowland wrote:
I had to get a smaller tv to watch my porn on just to feel normal..

A video Ipod is not a T.V.

May 07 07 04:56 pm Link

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123455534343

Posts: 9488

Arthur's Town, Cat Island, Bahamas

Isobel Wren wrote:
Now, I know we've got a rule here about no errect peni in the shots, but I dunno man.  If I were a dude I'd at least fluff it up a little before a photo was taken. Maybe a half chub.  Something to make it look a little heftier but not hard and porno.

hahahahahah! I know right!

May 07 07 04:57 pm Link

Photographer

Ray Cornett

Posts: 9207

Sacramento, California, US

Rena wrote:

But would you want your jus' chillin' stuff photographed?

None of my stuff gets photographed. I make damn sure of it smile

May 07 07 04:57 pm Link

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Dara_w

Posts: 12100

Atlanta, Georgia, US

Frog516 wrote:

I was thinking something similar, but obviously your balls are bigger then mine LOL

yep. he probably pisses on them.

May 07 07 04:57 pm Link

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Tog

Posts: 55204

Birmingham, Alabama, US

Primal Lens wrote:

A video Ipod is not a T.V.

I'm so glad I'd finished my drink before I got to this..

Touche, boss.. Ya killed me..

May 07 07 04:57 pm Link

Photographer

A Traveler

Posts: 5506

San Francisco, California, US

::snickers::

May 07 07 04:57 pm Link

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UnoMundo

Posts: 47532

Olympia, Washington, US

Isobel Wren wrote:
Now, I know we've got a rule here about no errect peni in the shots, but I dunno man.  If I were a dude I'd at least fluff it up a little before a photo was taken. Maybe a half chub.  Something to make it look a little heftier but not hard and porno.

I did a session for a guy trying to get into porno. he was standing in front of me "fluffing" it up. I had to say " I hope you are not thinking of me"

May 07 07 04:58 pm Link

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Fifi

Posts: 58134

Gainesville, Florida, US

Primal Lens wrote:
You have never heard of the phenomena of the "sleeper" penis, have you....

Those are always exciting! big_smile

May 07 07 04:58 pm Link

Photographer

Ray Cornett

Posts: 9207

Sacramento, California, US

Nick Zantop wrote:
::snickers::

:: mars bar::

May 07 07 04:59 pm Link

Model

123455534343

Posts: 9488

Arthur's Town, Cat Island, Bahamas

UnoMundo wrote:

I did a session for a guy trying to get into porno. he was standing in front of me "fluffing" it up. I had to say " I hope you are not thinking of me"

Why is it called fluffing?

May 07 07 04:59 pm Link

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Isobel Wren

Posts: 1536

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

Dara_w wrote:

yep. he probably pisses on them.

I've seen some dudes with some long balls before.  There was one guy I was with, I wondered if he had to tuck his nuts up before he sat down on the toilet to keep from dunking them.

I asked him and he said that he was so manly he could both piss and crap standing up so there was never a need to even think of it.

May 07 07 04:59 pm Link