Gryph wrote:
You shouldn't have denied her the right to bring her own ford escort.

I thought she said "Four descourt".
I am not allowing four descourt around here, they take up too much space.

Plus they just want to take close ups of Virginia. Virginia is too big to take close ups!!!!

Shadow Dancer wrote:
I thought she said "Four descourt".
I am not allowing four descourt around here, they take up too much space.

Plus they just want to take close ups of Virginia. Virginia is too big to take close ups!!!!

Then you give em close ups of Jimmy.

Gryph wrote:

Then you give em close ups of Jimmy.

Jimmy craps corn and I don't care...

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Jimmy craps corn and I don't care...

Well stop feeding Jimmy corn.

Gryph wrote:

Well stop feeding Jimmy corn.

Jimmy LIKES corn!!!!!

Plus, I don't care.

Alexandra Vincent wrote:
I'm sure you could have gotten some sage advice from ToYoda.

Motordrive Photography wrote:
technically, every date is a pre-coffin date

Yeah, but they aren't all shootings!!!!!

scrymettet wrote:
Brainless, go to the White House, they are hiring

I have 3 brain cells, two voted NO!!!

Shadow Dancer wrote:

I have 3 brain cells, two voted NO!!!

it's about 2 ½ too qualified

scrymettet wrote:

it's about 2 ½ too qualified

I gots six times more brainz than I need to rule the Universe!!!!!

Shadow Dancer wrote:

I gots six times more brainz than I need to rule the Universe!!!!!

haaaaaaaaaaa, ha

you forgot the mad laugh

scrymettet wrote:

haaaaaaaaaaa, ha

you forgot the mad laugh

Well, I didn't say I was gonna rule the Universe.
Too much work, let simpletons take care of things like they always have.

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Well, I didn't say I was gonna rule the Universe.
Too much work, let simpletons take care of things like they always have.

good point.

scrymettet wrote:

good point.

The world belongs to the stupid. After the Apocalypse, won't be nothing left but cockroaches, opossums and catfish.
They are not smart.

Shadow Dancer wrote:

The world belongs to the stupid. After the Apocalypse, won't be nothing left but cockroaches, opossums and catfish.
They are not smart.

ants will rule.

scrymettet wrote:

ants will rule.

Ants are Einsteins compared to catfish but they are powerless to defeat them.
Not sure about the rest of them critters but they all seem to be hardy. And stupid.
So we will add ants to the list.
Perhaps ants will rule the land and catfish the waters. I wouldn't rule out them possums and cockroaches though, if they start a coalition...

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Ants are Einsteins compared to catfish but they are powerless to defeat them.
Not sure about the rest of them critters but they all seem to be hardy. And stupid.
So we will add ants to the list.
Perhaps ants will rule the land and catfish the waters. I wouldn't rule out them possums and cockroaches though, if they start a coalition...

I think I went through some places where it's already happened

scrymettet wrote:

I think I went through some places where it's already happened

Not here, I have yet to see a cockroach up here. We have opossums though, thanks to the Tarheels. They brought them along from North Carolina and let them go. Now they's everwhere, eatin' muck and filth.

Not Florida either, they got gators vs pythons battling for world dominance. Both is stupid critters though. Plus evil to the core, as are all reptiles.

Maybe Fresno California? I used to live there, they had those big kinda cockroaches, the ones where you step on them and then they run away. So you have to spin, that sorta squeezes the juice out of them. Had a huge yeller possum die in my back yard down there. Stunk so bad buzzards wouldn't eat it.

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Not here, I have yet to see a cockroach up here. We have opossums though, thanks to the Tarheels. They brought them along from North Carolina and let them go. Now they's everwhere, eatin' muck and filth.

Not Florida either, they got gators vs pythons battling for world dominance. Both is stupid critters though. Plus evil to the core, as are all reptiles.

Maybe Fresno California? I used to live there, they had those big kinda cockroaches, the ones where you step on them and then they run away. So you have to spin, that sorta squeezes the juice out of them. Had a huge yeller possum die in my back yard down there. Stunk so bad buzzards wouldn't eat it.

the cold and snow must be good for something

scrymettet wrote:

the cold and snow must be good for something

Yes, it keeps the reptiles away. The foothills east of Fresno were full of rattlesnakes. You learned to be noisy and carry a stick. I never knew one person who got bit by one but it was not uncommon to see them. Same with black widow spiders, they were hiding in every dark corner outside, in your tool shed, in the wheel wells of the car you were gonna fix someday, just a bazillion black widow spiders. Never met one person who got bit.

On the other hand, two women walking their dogs were eaten by gators down south in the last six months or so.
None for me thanks!!!!!!

Shadow Dancer wrote:
On the other hand, two women walking their dogs were eaten by gators down south in the last six months or so.
None for me thanks!!!!!!

are you sure that the gators are the stupid ones ?

scrymettet wrote:

are you sure that the gators are the stupid ones ?

You are trying to trick me!!!!
Them wonderful, intelligent, kind-hearted women was ruthlessly gobbled up by critters so stupid that they ate female girly wimmins instead of ordinary and useless dogs (who probably smelled bad too).

(~whew! got out of that one!!!!!~)

Shadow Dancer wrote:

You are trying to trick me!!!!
Them wonderful, intelligent, kind-hearted women was ruthlessly gobbled up by critters so stupid that they ate female girly wimmins instead of ordinary and useless dogs (who probably smelled bad too).

(~whew! got out of that one!!!!!~)

tastes like chicken.
Dogs, dunno

oops, did I say it out loud ?

scrymettet wrote:

tastes like chicken.
Dogs, dunno

oops, did I say it out loud ?

Quoted to prove irrelavancy!

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Quoted to prove irrelavancy!

damn , busted

scrymettet wrote:

damn , busted

Me too, this aren't the irrelevancy thread!!!!

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Me too, this aren't the irrelevancy thread!!!!

dunknow is it ?

scrymettet wrote:

dunknow is it ?

Look, a flying saucer!!!! ^^^ points to the sky ^^^

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Look, a flying saucer!!!! ^^^ points to the sky ^^^

just a falling frozen squirrel

scrymettet wrote:

just a falling frozen squirrel

There's another stupid critter but they'll git all et up and gone.

Shadow Dancer wrote:

There's another stupid critter but they'll git all et up and gone.

cute rats, but yaeah stupid

scrymettet wrote:

cute rats, but yaeah stupid

Got no more brains than the Good Lord gave a turnip is what.