Alexandra Vincent wrote:
I wonder where anti-vaxxers come into play here.

My dream is to become a measles when I grow up.

There is a vacination to prevent anti-vaxxers.

I am worried that anti-bodies might not work so well for models?

Measles is a lofty aspiration but worth the effort.
I've considered leprosy but it seems slow and a bit messy.

Shadow Dancer wrote:

There is a vacination to prevent anti-vaxxers.

I am worried that anti-bodies might not work so well for models?

Measles is a lofty aspiration but worth the effort.
I've considered leprosy but it seems slow and a bit messy.

I have respect for a man who aspires to be a leprosy. You're going to be hard to spread, slow growing, but also extremely patient and persistent. The young microbes nowadays don't understand the value of patience and hard work. They just want to infect whatever host they can latch onto, spread like wildfire through a population. Problem is, they find themselves without a host pretty quickly. It's sad when that happens.

I imagine moderation is key. You want to be adaptable, comfortable laying low for a few thousand years at a time, then ready to rage again when the right host or circumstances pop back up. Measles is smart like that. I want to be smart like Measles.

Alexandra Vincent wrote:

I have respect for a man who aspires to be a leprosy. You're going to be hard to spread, slow growing, but also extremely patient and persistent. The young microbes nowadays don't understand the value of patience and hard work. They just want to infect whatever host they can latch onto, spread like wildfire through a population. Problem is, they find themselves without a host pretty quickly. It's sad when that happens.

I imagine moderation is key. You want to be adaptable, comfortable laying low for a few thousand years at a time, then ready to rage again when the right host or circumstances pop back up. Measles is smart like that. I want to be smart like Measles.

It's true, Measles is a noble affliction. One strategy might be to quietly evolve into an internal form of measles so that models and photographers don't realize they have it until they see all the bumps on their tongue. By then, it will have spread, most likely from people kissing each other's dogs and their filthy, poop licking mouths.

Alexandra Vincent wrote:
What about being an Affluenza?

That is like...way worse...

Not a noble disease at all.

Money is good but having money is not.
Except if I have it, then money is bad but having it is good!!!!
Unless you get leprosy or measles.

scrymettet wrote:
Guillain Barre is all the rage

I know her, great model.
I think she has the Dread Gambu though.

Alexandra Vincent wrote:
What about being an Affluenza?

That is like...way worse...

Not a noble disease at all.

I didn't have time to read that, too busy eating cake

Motordrive Photography wrote:

I didn't have time to read that, too busy eating cake

scrymettet wrote:
lie or is it pie ?