Forums > Off-Topic Discussion > Sarah Jessica Parker vs. a Foot

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Monkey

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https://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2008/09/19/previews/Sarah%20Jessica%20Parker-SGY-003252.jpg


https://www.podiatristnyc.com/images/bunion.jpg

Thoughts?

Aug 31 10 04:44 am Link

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Orca Bay Images

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I like SJP from what little I've seen of her. Loved her in Square Pegs when she was just a kid. Liked her in what little of Sex In the City I saw. I don't recall her pulling any bullshit stunts to stay in the public eye. She seems nice.

Don't know a damned thing about the foot.

Aug 31 10 04:53 am Link

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Monkey

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Orca Bay Images wrote:
Don't know a damned thing about the foot.

Well then, your opinion is moot!

tongue

Aug 31 10 04:54 am Link

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Edward Chen

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you are so mean! tongue

JSP absolutely. I can understand food fetish person takes a Foot over JSP any time any day.

Aug 31 10 05:02 am Link

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The Duchess of Dork

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Washington, District of Columbia, US

"Excuse me, but why are you standing next to a transvestite donkey witch?"

Aug 31 10 05:06 am Link

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Monkey

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Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

The Duchess of Dork wrote:
"Excuse me, but why are you standing next to a transvestite donkey witch?"

lol

And why is it wearing a dress??

Aug 31 10 05:16 am Link

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Meghan Gerhart

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Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada

lol Family Guy FTW

Aug 31 10 05:21 am Link

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Shizam1

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The Duchess of Dork wrote:
"Excuse me, but why are you standing next to a transvestite donkey witch?"

Yep, that is basically how I feel about how SJP looks as well.

Aug 31 10 05:56 am Link

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Hayley Alys MUA

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I love her in Sex and the City.

But honestly, it's her hands and feet that scare me the most...They're so...Veiny...
scary

Aug 31 10 07:07 am Link

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-Nicole-

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Madison, Wisconsin, US

I honestly don't think the woman is as homely as everyone says.

As for the foot...*points* BUNYON... neutral

Aug 31 10 07:09 am Link

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Jeffrey Engel

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I always felt this way about Julia Roberts. Never understood how she was considered visually "beautiful".

I think people get distracted by eyes and hair and stuff like that.


Neither are "ugly", per se, but maybe the reason why people consider them beautiful is because of the "whole experience", which you don't get if you only see them. People who have met them in person probably have something to say about their beauty which you can't really understand if you only see them.

I personally always knew SJP wasn't "gorgeous" or really incredibly attractive, visually, but I always remember her personality in TV shows and movies which was very attractive.


Same reason I'm nuts over chicks like Katherine Gifford and Meagan Mullaly, and no I'm not gay! smile

Aug 31 10 07:09 am Link

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-Nicole-

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Madison, Wisconsin, US

Jeffrey Engel wrote:
I always felt this way about Julia Roberts. Never understood how she was considered "beautiful".

I think people get distracted by eyes and hair and stuff like that.

I'm like that with Jennifer Aniston...

Aug 31 10 07:13 am Link

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Jeffrey Engel

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-Nicole- wrote:

I'm like that with Jennifer Aniston...

Jennifer is actually not bad looking though.  Again, put Jennifer next to Julia Roberts and I'm sorry there is just no contention, Jennifer is hot.

Aug 31 10 07:15 am Link

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Tara Tied

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This just made my day!

Aug 31 10 07:21 am Link

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L A F

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Davenport, Iowa, US

Jeffrey Engel wrote:
Jennifer is actually not bad looking though.  Again, put Jennifer next to Julia Roberts and I'm sorry there is just no contention, Jennifer is hot.

That's opinion.

I don't find Jennifer Aniston all that attractive.  I much prefer Julia Roberts to Jennifer.

Different strokes for different folks.

Aug 31 10 07:28 am Link

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TheCinCity Project

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The three women, SJP, Julia Roberts and Jennifer Aniston, all have a certain grace, charm and elegance to them. Something that is in short supply in todays world.

As for feet....take a good look at a ballerina's feet; they are a mess or a runner's feet....same thing.

What makes Julia Roberts attractive in my eye, besides her physical charms, is that she is so well read and a very intelligent woman.

Aug 31 10 07:37 am Link

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Compass Rose Studios

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I get the SJP jokes.  That said, I so would of hit that in Hocus Pocus.

Aug 31 10 08:00 am Link

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Christine Eadie

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Charleston, South Carolina, US

big_smile
okay...that made me chuckle.

Aug 31 10 08:05 am Link

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Shot By Adam

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I think she is, without question, the least most attractive person in all of Hollywood. I don't even think the 2nd worst is nowhere close. As for her looking like a foot....hmmmm...yes and no. I think more like a horse personally.

https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/016.jpg?w=450&h=350

https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/022.jpg?w=450&h=350
https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/032.jpg?w=450&h=350
https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/041.jpg
https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/061.jpg?w=450&h=350
https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/081.jpg?w=450&h=350
https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/091.jpg?w=450&h=350
https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/111.jpg?w=450&h=350
https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/121.jpg?w=450&h=350
https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/151.jpg?w=450&h=350
https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/161.jpg?w=450&h=350

Aug 31 10 08:07 am Link

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Eye of Sicari

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https://joshhuckabee.com/files/funny-pictures-horse-in-car.jpg

https://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:NsjdNnwza_H9PM:http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/horse75.jpg&t=1

https://www.stevenhumour.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/weird-guy-and-his-horse.jpg
SJP and old Elvis

Aug 31 10 08:17 am Link

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Eye of Sicari

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-Nicole- wrote:
I honestly don't think the woman is as homely as everyone says.

As for the foot...*points* BUNYON... neutral

she named it Paul https://bestsmileys.com/lol/10.gif

Aug 31 10 08:18 am Link

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-Nicole-

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Eye of Sicari wrote:
https://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:NsjdNnwza_H9PM:http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/horse75.jpg&t=1

lol

Aug 31 10 08:35 am Link

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Envy

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Nashville, Tennessee, US

I admire SJP.
She could opt to have her moles removed, nose fixed , etcetera to adhere to Hollywood's standard of "beauty" but she hasn't.
On the other hand she's definitely a "two-face". I've seen episodes of SITC where she's smoking hot in one setting, put her in different lighting and she looks like a rhinos ass.

Aug 31 10 09:20 am Link

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-Nicole-

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Envy wrote:
I admire SJP.
She could opt to have her moles removed, nose fixed , etcetera to adhere to Hollywood's standard of "beauty" but she hasn't.
On the other hand she's definitely a "two-face". I've seen episodes of SITC where she's smoking hot in one setting, put her in different lighting and she looks like a rhinos ass.

Exactly what I was thinking. She stays true to herself, and that to me shows confidence above anything, which is why I admire her.

Her in Hocus Pocus...just DAMN.

Aug 31 10 09:25 am Link

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Mr Banner

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that is one fucking ugly ass foot.

Aug 31 10 09:27 am Link

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Kincaid Blackwood

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Envy wrote:
I admire SJP.

I don't think it's going to work out between us, Envy.  I'm going to have this tattoo of you removed from my left asscheek immediately.





I've never, ever thought that SJP was attractive.  And though her show offended my sensibilities to my very core and despite my best efforts to avert mine eyes, I was unfortunate enough to be defiled by a couple of episodes of it.  I can, however, admit that she was well dressed in the show.

Which means nothing more than a fashionable stylist picked out the clothes for the scenes and SJP did, in fact, put them on.  I think it's difficult to view most modern celebrities as being personally stylish when they have a legion of minions at their disposal to pick and buy their clothes.  Not to mention the shameless designers who fawn over them the moment they the "it" person.

Which is not to say she isn't a talented actress or anything, only that under no circumstances will I ever understand the hype surrounding her…

Aug 31 10 09:39 am Link

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Orca Bay Images

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I'd far prefer to spend an hour with SJP than with Paris Hilton or the Kardashian bitches.

Aug 31 10 01:40 pm Link

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DVNT

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Who cares if she's not the most attractive actress?  She's cute in her own way.  Go her for not getting a million plastic surgeries.  She could have very easily become generic plastic surgery bitch. 

And no, I'm not saying this because I'm a SITC fan, you couldn't drag me to see that shit.   But I did like her in Bullets Over Broadway.

Aug 31 10 02:33 pm Link

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aimez-moi

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Shot By Adam wrote:
...

The moment I saw the title of the thread the SJP/Horse pictures came to mind.

We're so mean to celebs.

Aug 31 10 03:33 pm Link

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Shadow Dancer

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Bellingham, Washington, US

Well this is all just wrong.

SJP never claimed to be a beauty or presented herself as such. The Hollywood star machine may have done so but it is certainly not the first time for them.

Plus that is a hideous foot.

AND I like Paris Hilton. Not sure why, maybe because she is HAWT?

There is fail in great abundance.

Aug 31 10 03:37 pm Link

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Samantha Grace

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Are you saying she looks like an ugly foot? That is one ugly foot! Ewww....

I wouldn't pick either myself. I will say back in the day she was kind of cute. I think the only reason I liked her in the LA Story movie was the character she played. She was fun and likable. I have never found her attractive.

Aug 31 10 03:40 pm Link

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Monkey

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Hayley Alys MUA wrote:
I love her in Sex and the City.

But honestly, it's her hands and feet that scare me the most...They're so...Veiny...
scary

Yeah I did have a photo of her veiny but I just couldn't bring myself to posting it! Should I???

Aug 31 10 07:56 pm Link

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csjacksonphotography

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She's not really ugly, she's just terribly unattractive.

Aug 31 10 07:59 pm Link

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csjacksonphotography

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Shot By Adam wrote:
I think she is, without question, the least most attractive person in all of Hollywood. I don't even think the 2nd worst is nowhere close. As for her looking like a foot....hmmmm...yes and no. I think more like a horse personally.

https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/016.jpg?w=450&h=350

https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/022.jpg?w=450&h=350
https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/032.jpg?w=450&h=350
https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/041.jpg
https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/061.jpg?w=450&h=350
https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/081.jpg?w=450&h=350
https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/091.jpg?w=450&h=350
https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/111.jpg?w=450&h=350
https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/121.jpg?w=450&h=350
https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/151.jpg?w=450&h=350
https://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/161.jpg?w=450&h=350

What did horses ever do to you?

Aug 31 10 08:01 pm Link

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Monkey

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Jeffrey Engel wrote:
I always felt this way about Julia Roberts. Never understood how she was considered visually "beautiful".

I think people get distracted by eyes and hair and stuff like that.

Yeahhhhhhhhh, um... You're just wrong! tongue

https://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2009/03/17/previews/Julia%20Roberts-SDW-001759.jpg

Aug 31 10 08:02 pm Link

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Adriana Gerardino

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Now I feel like I can make it! big_smile

Aug 31 10 08:32 pm Link

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Jeffrey Engel

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Monkey wrote:

Yeahhhhhhhhh, um... You're just wrong! tongue

https://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2009/03/17/previews/Julia%20Roberts-SDW-001759.jpg

Jesus... what's with the huge rubber bands... oh wait, that's her mouth...

Sep 02 10 10:07 am Link

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mooncalled photography

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Shot By Adam wrote:
I think she is, without question, the least most attractive person in all of Hollywood. I don't even think the 2nd worst is nowhere close. As for her looking like a foot....hmmmm...yes and no. I think more like a horse personally.

I was totally with ya until I started really looking at the pictures.  You know, side by side, the horse really has some gorgeous eyes.  I'm voting the foot.

Sep 02 10 10:57 am Link

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Frankphotogallery

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You don't have to be a foot fetish to choose that nasty bunion over the other nasty bunion.

Sep 02 10 01:21 pm Link

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Fashion Photographer

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London, England, United Kingdom

No, I prefer Sarah to that foot.

But this foot beats Sarah.

https://www.footier.com/foot-fetish/images/hot-legs-and-feet/cherry-jul-lucky-sexy-foot-licking.jpg

Sep 02 10 01:31 pm Link