XposurePhoto wrote:
OK Guys! ...no more boxers...use Duck Tape next time you are going to a shoot..it works well, you may feel a little disomfort and may walk funny at times, but the models will never have to see your emotions and you will keep it verry professional!

Case close...ohhh, and Ladies....STOP LOOKING!!!!

XP

LOL

Marlena1 wrote:
Seriously! Not even two weeks ago there was a thread about weather or not getting turned on by a model during a shoot was a bad thing. Most people got called unproffessional if they admitted something close to that. Now there is a thread about the same thing and it seems like it's the other way around. It's now a bad thing if you can't turn give a photographer a boner during a shoot?  I personally, chose not to share my opinion in this thread about the subject. But really! What is with this place?

I don't think anyone is saying it's bad if you can't "give a photographer a boner" they are just saying it isn't anything to get freaked out about.

The point being, if a model can turn on a photographer during a sexy, erotic, whatever you want to call it shoot, even while the photographer is concentrating on composition, exposure, etc, then chances are they are accomplishing what was set out to do.

Tiff Marie wrote:

whoa whoa.  it is not a phobia. you guys are looking way too far into what i said earlier. in all seriousness, i do not hate men, i have no issues with men....i just wouldn't be comfortable with an erect photographer. i know that its natural and happens blah blah blah, but that doesn't change how i feel. i'm also not comfortable when i dance with a guy and he gets an erection. why? i'm just not. i shouldn't have to validate that. 

i guess i say things in jest because in my life, not everything is taken soooo seriously nor is every line picked apart by people who can't get over themselves for just a minute. honestly, relax. although my last post was mostly sarcastic, i am now honestly saying that i am sorry if anyone was offended.  if you're a photographer in the southern california area who is prone to erections while shooting, feel free to add me to your list of 'models not to shoot'.

thanks for clarifying ... all those ewwwwwws had me concerned

for the record... its never happened to me in 40+ years

Novus Ordo wrote:
My dick's ALWAYS hard.  Hell I'm erect right now!

dude that's your monopod
i hope you didn't pack your pecker in the carrying case and stuff the rod in your pants again!

Novus Ordo wrote:
My dick's ALWAYS hard.  Hell I'm erect right now!

that's because I'm sending you sexy pictures over IM.

Jessalyn wrote:

that's because I'm sending you sexy pictures over IM.

heyyyyy where's MINE?

oldguysrule wrote:

dude that's your monopod
i hope you didn't pack your pecker in the carrying case and stuff the rod in your pants again!

D'OH!!  I'd put my head in my pants if it wasn't screwed on tight.  wait...i already have a head in my pants...ummm...well I'd...ummm...DAMMIT!

Jessalyn wrote:

that's because I'm sending you sexy pictures over IM.

**Pulls out Jergens**

**squick, squick, squick**

Novus Ordo wrote:

**Pulls out Jergens**

**squick, squick, squick**

oldguysrule wrote:

heyyyyy where's MINE?

Ransom doesn't like to share. he's having private time right now.

Greg Kolack wrote:

Depends what mood she's in.

"Hmm, I feel like short, thick, and circumsized today."

Omg I almost fell off my chair laughing!

Tiff Marie wrote:
you're all right. i am sorry. i deeply apologize for and regret any offensive remarks that i may have made about wieners. i will spend the rest of my day looking at pictures of boners that way if i am ever in a situation in which i am surprised by one, i will be able to choke my discomfort. thank you fall for reminding me that natural things like boners should not disgust me and for keeping in mind that not all women are comfortable with the sexual organs of men, regardless of the intention slash motivation behind the erection.

sincerely,
tiff marie- dyke extraordinaire.

did anyone else miss the line about how when she is surprised by one she will be able to choke her discomfort.... ^_- not gonna say anymore.... ha

Jessalyn wrote:

Ransom doesn't like to share. he's having private time right now.

tiff is gonna vomit

Greg Kolack wrote:

I don't think anyone is saying it's bad if you can't "give a photographer a boner" they are just saying it isn't anything to get freaked out about.

The point being, if a model can turn on a photographer during a sexy, erotic, whatever you want to call it shoot, even while the photographer is concentrating on composition, exposure, etc, then chances are they are accomplishing what was set out to do.

I know what the point is. I have read through the thread. I was just commenting that there is a huge difference between the previous thread and this one in terms of people's answers. I was surprised to find that. I got trampled all over in the last thread for my feelings about this subject. Most people thought that it was innapropriate for a photog to pop wood during a shoot. It seems like most of the participants in this thread feel the opposite is true.

In the case of Tiff, who stated that a photog she had worked with did not get an erection, one person who responded to her said that it was not something Tiff should openly admit. Thus, the person who responded to Tiff's statement, was basically saying that she wasn't doing the job well enough if she didn't give said photog a boner. But the responder could have been sarcastic.

Emily Fine wrote:
Poor people and their fear of the cock...



'Cause it's such a handy thing.

Have I told you lately that I love you?

Emily Fine wrote:
Poor people and their fear of the cock...



'Cause it's such a handy thing.

sure, but when you can't turn without knocking over the lamp, and need to sit in 1st class just to keep from annoying the person in the seat infront of you with your constant knocking... sigh... and then there are those f*ng loggers who pursue you with chainsaw and visions of cordwood. i'm tellin ya... it ain't as easy as it sounds!

studio kgm inc wrote:
ive never gotten a hard on during a shoot, however i have shot a girl that got a little excited and had a bit of a wet spot showing up on her panties.  does this make her unprofessional, no.  it was something out of her control.  same goes for guys.

how you act once youre in such a situation is really what represents professionalism.  in our case, she noticed it about the same time i did.  so she excused herself for a minute, changed panties and we went on.  no point in making a spectacle over it.

I would just like to say that a juicy pussy doesn't always mean that a woman is turned on. Some women are just slippery.

Tiff Marie wrote:
you're all right. i am sorry. i deeply apologize for and regret any offensive remarks that i may have made about wieners. i will spend the rest of my day looking at pictures of boners that way if i am ever in a situation in which i am surprised by one, i will be able to choke my discomfort. thank you fall for reminding me that natural things like boners should not disgust me and for keeping in mind that not all women are comfortable with the sexual organs of men, regardless of the intention slash motivation behind the erection.

sincerely,
tiff marie- dyke extraordinaire.

I read your first post and thought "what a cold humorless bitch".  But then I read this one and you had me laughing.

Tiff Marie wrote:
so, i was just trying to nap and thought about how oldguysrule said that i should stick to female photographers.  and i was like well, what if i was shooting with a female and i look over and her giney juice is seeping through her pants?  hi, awkward. that would make me feel the same as a boner would. i could probably tell myself that its pee, but now, thanks to this thread and my imagination, i don't think that i could actually believe that it's pee.  that's it. i'm gonna try to nap again. have fabulous sunday afternoons.

wtf? I've never gotten so wet that I seeped through my underwear and pants.

Lance Romance wrote:
I'm a firm believer in not wasting a good hard-on on someone I can't fuck.  Since I have never met a model who has given me even the least inspiration to fuck her, I guess I've never been "happy" to see a model.

You my friend are working with the wrong models

- Envy - wrote:
Gross...nasty...disgusting and just WAY unprofessional!!!  Get a female photographer who actually wants to make cool images instead of what you have under your clothes...

Ok...just kidding about getting only a female photographer, because I have some male photographer friends who are very professional...but that still is just ick to me. [/quote

Here we go again

oldguysrule wrote:

sure, but when you can't turn without knocking over the lamp, and need to sit in 1st class just to keep from annoying the person in the seat infront of you with your constant knocking... sigh... and then there are those f*ng loggers who pursue you with chainsaw and visions of cordwood. i'm tellin ya... it ain't as easy as it sounds!

A bit high maintenance but I can handle them ;P

Digital Artform wrote:

Have I told you lately that I love you?

Can yours handle 8 times a day? If so, I love you, too.

Greg Kolack wrote:

Remember This Is Spinal Tap?

That was "armidillo in his trousers..."

Tiff Marie wrote:
so, i was just trying to nap and thought about how oldguysrule said that i should stick to female photographers.  and i was like well, what if i was shooting with a female and i look over and her giney juice is seeping through her pants?  hi, awkward. that would make me feel the same as a boner would. i could probably tell myself that its pee, but now, thanks to this thread and my imagination, i don't think that i could actually believe that it's pee.  that's it. i'm gonna try to nap again. have fabulous sunday afternoons.

Oh no you didn't.

You did not just say "giney juice."

Dear god, woman, control your tongue!

Marlena1 wrote:
Seriously! Not even two weeks ago there was a thread about weather or not getting turned on by a model during a shoot was a bad thing. Most people got called unproffessional if they admitted something close to that. Now there is a thread about the same thing and it seems like it's the other way around. It's now a bad thing if you can't turn give a photographer a boner during a shoot?  I personally, chose not to share my opinion in this thread about the subject. But really! What is with this place?

If you'll notice, the people here are not the same as the ones in the other thread.  We do not all speak with one voice.

Novus Ordo wrote:
My dick's ALWAYS hard.  Hell I'm erect right now!