Emily Fine wrote:
Poor people and their fear of the cock...



'Cause it's such a handy thing.

love honor and respect the cock.

Lance Romance wrote:
I'm a firm believer in not wasting a good hard-on on someone I can't fuck.  Since I have never met a model who has given me even the least inspiration to fuck her, I guess I've never been "happy" to see a model.

I'm such a pervert that "firm believer" made me giggle.

Tammy Lee wrote:

love honor and respect the cock.

And how!

Novus Ordo wrote:
My dick's ALWAYS hard.  Hell I'm erect right now!

Even when I'm around??

Tiff Marie wrote:
so, i was just trying to nap and thought about how oldguysrule said that i should stick to female photographers.  and i was like well, what if i was shooting with a female and i look over and her giney juice is seeping through her pants?  hi, awkward. that would make me feel the same as a boner would. i could probably tell myself that its pee, but now, thanks to this thread and my imagination, i don't think that i could actually believe that it's pee.  that's it. i'm gonna try to nap again. have fabulous sunday afternoons.

a hard dick trumps giney juice any day

Tammy Lee wrote:

a hard dick trumps giney juice any day

Literally.

oldguysrule wrote:
why are you looking at his crotch?

Amen! to the oldguy..

I wear a kilt, a utilikilt.  Some people ask about what I wear under it, and some try to take a peek, when I sit or bend over.  I even had some guys try to look up it when I was in a glass elevator. 

And they say I'm the strange one.

studio kgm inc wrote:
ive never gotten a hard on during a shoot, however i have shot a girl that got a little excited and had a bit of a wet spot showing up on her panties.  does this make her unprofessional, no.  it was something out of her control.  same goes for guys.

how you act once youre in such a situation is really what represents professionalism.  in our case, she noticed it about the same time i did.  so she excused herself for a minute, changed panties and we went on.  no point in making a spectacle over it.

It happens all the time with the wet spots, either on the undies or even on draped material such as chiffon or sheets.  Unfortunately, I'm so blind that I don't realize it until I am reviewing the images.  Thank goodness for auto focus or I would be out of business.  On the other hand, you know when your model is getting turned and we don't have to go into details.  It happens and you keep working.  It's just part of the business.

Somewhere in Time Studi wrote:

You sounds like such a pleasure to be around! I just read your profile and it screams..."I'm above everyone else and can't be bothered!!"
I wish you luck............I honestly think you're going to need it.

LOL...my thoughts exactly.

doug hoeschler photo wrote:
boners rule...

what about boners in church?

An oddball friend of mine had sex in a church.

Emily Fine wrote:
...


Last night I asked my boyfriend to whisper sweet nothings into my ear...




...he started singing, "What's the Frequency, Kenneth."

and here i was gonna blame novus for my missing monopod. i think kenneth stole it so he could cop a cat nap.

Emily Fine wrote:

An oddball friend of mine had sex in a church.

during High Mass?

pai wrote:
If I were a model and the photog got a boner I'd storm out ASAP. humans are animals whatever..its sick imagining that.


..Lets say I am photographing a HOT HOT HOT male model and he is all naked and were trying to sell AXE or something, so its gotta be all SEXUALLL.
sure, I'd think "ohh he is cute" and then when I start shooting, I don't think like a sex-crazed teenager thats never seen a porn or a decent looking naked man before.
I personally think its a problem if a photog is getting all hot n sweaty over their work.
like..its not work..its not passion..its a sick obseessssion... i dunno..
Professional or NOT. sick in my opinion

How boring, though.

pai wrote:
If I were a model and the photog got a boner I'd storm out ASAP. humans are animals whatever..its sick imagining that.


..Lets say I am photographing a HOT HOT HOT male model and he is all naked and were trying to sell AXE or something, so its gotta be all SEXUALLL.
sure, I'd think "ohh he is cute" and then when I start shooting, I don't think like a sex-crazed teenager thats never seen a porn or a decent looking naked man before.
I personally think its a problem if a photog is getting all hot n sweaty over their work.
like..its not work..its not passion..its a sick obseessssion... i dunno..
Professional or NOT. sick in my opinion

Quoi?!

doug hoeschler photo wrote:

during High Mass?

You know it.

Emily Fine wrote:

An oddball friend of mine had sex in a church.

copped my first feel in a confessional in boston. fortunately she did all the confessing and the penance. damn field trips were fun

oldguysrule wrote:

copped my first feel in a confessional in boston. fortunately she did all the confessing and the penance. damn field trips were fun

I was felt up by someone while watching Scary Movie 3.

Marlena1 wrote:
I would be careful with this post. There was a similar one about a week or so ago and it caused quite a fuss.

yes, quite an UPRISING....a real 'boner', if I may be so bold.

doug hoeschler photo wrote:
yes, quite an UPRISING....a real 'boner', if I may be so bold.

Bumping this thread so it stays up there.

And in that one chicks profile, it says somethin' like "If you have an image of a girl bent over yadayada thong yadayada looking over her shoulder, die."

That's not very neighborly, now is it??

V Smith Photography wrote:
Have any of your photogrpaphers during a shoot obviously been "happy to see you" and was it of any concern to you, or do you think it is normal?

I keep my boner in a jar at home - whether I'm shooting models or cans of shaving cream against a white seamless, just so this doesn't happen.

oldguysrule wrote:
the phrase should be attributed to Mae West.

as to what to do... sorta depends on what else is going on, and what the reputation of the photographer is. why are you looking at his crotch?

LOL !

pai wrote:
If I were a model and the photog got a boner I'd storm out ASAP. humans are animals whatever..its sick imagining that.


..Lets say I am photographing a HOT HOT HOT male model and he is all naked and were trying to sell AXE or something, so its gotta be all SEXUALLL.
sure, I'd think "ohh he is cute" and then when I start shooting, I don't think like a sex-crazed teenager thats never seen a porn or a decent looking naked man before.
I personally think its a problem if a photog is getting all hot n sweaty over their work.
like..its not work..its not passion..its a sick obseessssion... i dunno..
Professional or NOT. sick in my opinion

LOL, OK you got me.  I thought you were serious the first time I read this

doug hoeschler photo wrote:

I keep my boner in a jar at home - whether I'm shooting models or cans of shaving cream against a white seamless, just so this doesn't happen.

You should bring it with you.
Can make things interesting.

I'll bring my can o' giney juice.

Russian_Beauty wrote:
And BTW, if I'm friendly with the model and have worked with her in the past, is it not just common courtesy to say "good to see you?" and "how've ya been?"  ;^)

and,

"Hey, hope ya don't mind, but my ol' Boner friend will be hangin' around during the shoot. He likes to watch, but he don't bite. Sometimes the crazy bugger just gets a little worked up, if ya know what I mean? Don't you worry, none, though, he'll stay down here in my pant leg and won't dare come out to meet you, unless you ask him real nice-like."

Carl J Speed II wrote:
No matter how happy I was at a shoot, I dont think I would offend any models.
I don't think they'd even notice...


(heh, someone had to make a small willy joke)

Awwww I'd notice, Carl!

doug hoeschler photo wrote:

and,

"Hey, hope ya don't mind, but my ol' Boner friend will be hangin' around during the shoot. He likes to watch, but he don't bite. Sometimes the crazy bugger just gets a little worked up, if ya know what I mean? Don't you worry, none, though, he'll stay down here in my pant leg and won't dare come out to meet you, unless you ask him real nice-like."

ol' Boner friend????

At least give him a name like stabby or spitty.  Gotta keep it classy!

Swabere wrote:
ol' Boner friend????

At least give him a name like stabby or spitty.  Gotta keep it classy!

My boyfriend's name is Charlie, thusly I named his "The Charlie Horse" for 2 reasons:

1) Like a horse, it can be ridden.
and
2) If it's a good O I'm having, I'll point my toes and oftentimes will get a charlie horse in one or both legs.

I'm an oddball.


But he's odder.

His horse has a bit in its mouth, even.

doug hoeschler photo wrote:
How bout,
'Boner, the Loner?'

Don't be so hardon yourself.

Emily Fine wrote:

Don't be so hardon yourself.

OK, that made me laugh!  I am sooo immature