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What if your photographer is "happy to see you"?
Inventor wrote: That is forever going to be my favourite phrase EVER: Jul 19 07 04:43 am Link Art By Marc wrote: Love that Jul 19 07 04:49 am Link Blakberi Photography wrote: I'm just a man.... Jul 19 07 04:51 am Link this subject has brought forth so many interesting perspectives and catch parases (bonal region). that's great. well I have to say it happens to the best of us. but u just have to ignore it if its not what u r going for or use it if those r the emotional response u want from your viewer. I'm glad this was brought up. hahaha. was gonna post something else different subject like : is it just me or does windows vista suck? does anyone like this version? I thought xp was great and seemed reliable. then they had to be all nifty like apple and made a cute windows version but a not so friendly interface. I swear its like they don't even try it out themselves before releasing it. its got a mind of its own and not so smart programming. I wonder if all of microsoft personel and employees actually update immediately as a new version comes out or r they using macs or windows 98 or windows 2000. ok... I'm off on a tangent. sorry. figured we were done with the boner talks. Jul 19 07 05:17 am Link Donezo wrote: Nothing a good cock can't cure! Jul 19 07 05:24 am Link XposurePhoto wrote: Duct tape? Just jerk off several times before you shoot, that way the fucker will be too exhausted to rear it's evil head... Jul 19 07 05:26 am Link Kiss Bliss wrote: Nice threadjack but I'm gonna ignore it... Jul 19 07 05:29 am Link It may happen, but personally I'm too concentrate on the lighting/shadows, pose, composition while shooting. And the brain is the 80% when it comes to sex, just keep it busy and learn to concentrate, it may be useful in private occasions too Jul 19 07 05:48 am Link This tread... made my day. Jul 19 07 05:50 am Link I make sure everyone knows by pointing it out and screaming "IT STILL WORKS!!! IT STILL WORKSSSS!!!!!!!!' Jul 19 07 07:17 am Link Asylum-Photo wrote: I take viagra before a shoot... well, she would be so disappointed by the lack of tentage otherwise. You gotta keep your model happy Jul 19 07 08:22 am Link what is worst : gwc picts or questions ? i am still wondering i want my cookies tb Jul 19 07 08:25 am Link Hamza wrote: That reminds me of the movie There's Something About Mary-watch how much gel you want in your hair. LMAO Jul 19 07 09:48 pm Link this happened to me recently and i wanted to vomit.... but it didn't stop there...the guy began text messaging me the weirdest messages about us being together...FOR REAL. I ignored his messages for the most part, took an escort with me to pick up my cd, and i haven't talked to him since. weird people, very weird people....*gross* Jul 20 07 12:31 pm Link CallieLives wrote: You wanted to vomit because the guy got a hard-on? Grow the hell up. Jul 20 07 01:03 pm Link Donezo wrote: That still cracks me up. Jul 20 07 01:14 pm Link wow....I would have to say that it's fine until they cross the boundry....it's always a plus for a photographer to be happy when u come around...that means ur probably doing something right or that you could potential make it in this industry....I say if the photographer means no harm or disrespect then don't act like a sidity bitch towards them cuz they may be the 1 to lead u to ur BIG BREAK (u never know) Jul 21 07 05:33 am Link Some humans are such sissy's. Jul 21 07 05:48 am Link I always wear huge baggy shorts when i know i am shooting nude or in your face sexy... That way, nobody is uncomfortable...neither the model, nor I!! Jul 21 07 06:22 am Link BONAL REGION??? LMFAO!!!! I love MM! Jul 23 07 08:41 am Link Respect and behavior is what matters. A person's actions and treatment of others are the important thing here. Professionalism goes both ways... in front of the camera and behind it. When you get the creeps during a shoot, maybe it is time to politely bring the shoot to a close for the day. Some of the most beautiful people in the world spend a lot of time in front of a lens operated by people who would not be comfortable being photographed. Jul 23 07 03:39 pm Link Hamza wrote: just make sure to email the model and ask her if it's OK, that'll end well for sure. Jul 23 07 04:23 pm Link hahahahahahahaha thankyou for putting a smile on my face Jul 23 07 04:26 pm Link Donezo wrote: Thats cool because I take most of my photos, kind of like, hunched over. Jul 24 07 12:25 am Link V Smith Photography wrote: Why are you curious about whether or not photographers are aroused by models? That's a tad creepy! Jul 24 07 12:29 am Link Sidney X wrote: flattering? lol Jul 24 07 12:44 am Link V Smith Photography wrote: I beleive it was Mae West who coined the phrase. Jul 24 07 12:46 am Link Anybody heard this one ! A model calls her friend and says the photographer is mastur****ng in the studio. . Her friend says "Get the hell out of there". Model replies I cant he is using my hand. * Laughter* Jul 24 07 01:00 pm Link I love this thread so much. Oct 10 07 07:44 pm Link I heard once that Jack Nicholson would tell his co-stars before they began an intimate scene... "I appologize in advance if I get excited... and I appologize in advance if I don't". That about covers it all I'd say... I think if that works for him it should work for us all lol... :-) Oct 10 07 07:58 pm Link OMG it lives... Oct 10 07 08:01 pm Link oldguysrule wrote: LOL. Oct 10 07 09:21 pm Link UNCOMMON Stock wrote: Actually, it was George C. Scott who said that. Oct 10 07 11:16 pm Link Lumigraphics wrote: Damn right it does. Oct 11 07 05:58 pm Link "Sorry, my unit still thinks on its on. I hope it doesn't distract you". Oct 11 07 06:03 pm Link Shiva Photo wrote: Bwahahahahaha Oct 11 07 06:30 pm Link i just try not to shoot anything that would cause this to occur Oct 11 07 06:33 pm Link Alexandria M. wrote: You're kidding, right? The shot in your port of you wearing white pants and nothing else has amongst its comments nine instances of "hot" and/or "sexy" (the one with three "hot"s counts as one). Oct 11 07 10:12 pm Link Alexandria M. wrote: lol Oct 11 07 10:20 pm Link I don't know why this thread makes me want to crawl in a hole and die.... ...well yeah, I think I know. Oct 30 07 05:16 am Link |