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Photographer

DDuran

Posts: 1648

Huntington Beach, California, US

Nick G wrote:
lmao, haha

this was the perfect thing to see before getting ready for bed. I needed a good laugh before bed.

Ah, mm forums, always something entertaining in them. smile

Me too, I had a stressful day..

Jun 28 07 04:09 am Link

Photographer

DDuran

Posts: 1648

Huntington Beach, California, US

Bruce Muir wrote:
they're nuttier than usual tonight...gheez

One in every bunch  bunny

Jun 28 07 04:09 am Link

Photographer

Conceptually Black

Posts: 8320

Columbus, Ohio, US

PYPI wrote:

Holy shit! That's $12,000 a year. Almost as good as working at McDonalds.

Actually that is less then working at Mcdonalds... maybe a waitress that makes no tips? Cause if my waitress talked that bad, I wouldn't tip them either.

Jun 28 07 04:10 am Link

Photographer

DDuran

Posts: 1648

Huntington Beach, California, US

Lazyi Photography wrote:

Actually that is less then working at Mcdonalds... maybe a waitress that makes no tips? Cause if my waitress talked that bad, I wouldn't tip them either.

LMAO  big_smile

Jun 28 07 04:10 am Link

Photographer

BlankLogo Photography

Posts: 281

Vancouver, Washington, US

Stacey S wrote:
Plus he can't even spell properly.
I mean maybe snoop could understand his writing.
But jeez didn't this guy pass 3rd grade at least?

A child has been left behind!!!

Jun 28 07 04:10 am Link

Photographer

BCADULTART

Posts: 2151

Boston, Massachusetts, US

La Viola wrote:

be quite what? quite amused... quite irritated... quite astonished at your lack of brains?

Sorry, but you left out lack of talent and use of the English language.

Jun 28 07 04:10 am Link

Photographer

DDuran

Posts: 1648

Huntington Beach, California, US

BCADULTART wrote:
Sorry, but you left out lack of talent and use of the English language.

IDIOT!  (I love Napolean Dynamite)

Jun 28 07 04:11 am Link

Photographer

Miko Was Here

Posts: 4033

Ventura, California, US

Here it is, I may get brigged but....

Where did this asshole come from?

Completely full of shit.

If you're going to toss out names you should probably know who's catching.

Jun 28 07 04:12 am Link

Photographer

Mikell

Posts: 26688

San Francisco, California, US

SeanFotos wrote:
I have shoot Billy Joel, Red Hot Cili Peppers, Eric Clapton, Johnny Depp, Kirea Knightly, Orlando Bloom

put this

https://www.4-makingmoney.com/images/money.jpg
where this

https://www.dentalgentlecare.com/images/CKJ60003.JPG

is

Jun 28 07 04:12 am Link

Model

Stacey S

Posts: 3131

Long Beach, California, US

BlankLogo Photography wrote:

A child has been left behind!!!

No kidding.

Jun 28 07 04:12 am Link

Photographer

Class Act Photography

Posts: 6376

STUDIO CITY, California, US

This is mildly amusing from your port-

"Professional photographer and I am always looking for hot sexy models for my online magazine called Off Da Chain Magazinee.com and my Pin Up Calendar Model site called Naughty Angelz.com, so if you would like to get some great shoots and get noticed by our 1million fan base contact me."

You have a million people in your fan base? That's impressive!

Jun 28 07 04:12 am Link

Photographer

Figure Photo

Posts: 807

Scottsdale, Arizona, US

i was thinking about putting a stripper pole and a mirror wall in my apartment, so that one day i can be a good photographer.

Jun 28 07 04:13 am Link

Photographer

PYPI FASHION

Posts: 36332

San Francisco, California, US

Class Act Photography wrote:
This is mildly amusing from your port-

"Professional photographer and I am always looking for hot sexy models for my online magazine called Off Da Chain Magazinee.com and my Pin Up Calendar Model site called Naughty Angelz.com, so if you would like to get some great shoots and get noticed by our 1million fan base contact me."

You have a million people in your fan base? That's impressive!

Imagination is a powerful thing.

Jun 28 07 04:13 am Link

Photographer

BlankLogo Photography

Posts: 281

Vancouver, Washington, US

Figure Photo SF wrote:
i was thinking about putting a stripper pole and a mirror wall in my apartment, so that one day i can be a good photographer.

It'll do you no good.  You'll never reach Sean's level...

Jun 28 07 04:13 am Link

Photographer

BCADULTART

Posts: 2151

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Throw the BUM out. 

This guy is a bunch of crap.
I know who it is and it starts with a C and he has been
tossed out before.

Jun 28 07 04:14 am Link

Photographer

Paul Brecht

Posts: 12232

Colton, California, US

Look @ the 1st responder...

https://www.modelmayhem.com/casting.php?ccid=27164

Lol...

Paul

Jun 28 07 04:14 am Link

Model

Stacey S

Posts: 3131

Long Beach, California, US

Figure Photo SF wrote:
i was thinking about putting a stripper pole and a mirror wall in my apartment, so that one day i can be a good photographer.

Don't forget the technique too!

gotta close your eyes
shake the cam a bit
and don't focus on anything

then when you upload the images
blur it even more

then VOILA!

Jun 28 07 04:15 am Link

Photographer

Alluring Exposures

Posts: 11400

Casa Grande, Arizona, US

Maybe that's my problem... my pics are always in focus...

Class Act Photography wrote:
You actually get paid for this blurry, badly cropped crap?
I know you've truly inspired me, if people actually pay you for this nonsense.

https://img8.modelmayhem.com/070626/03/4680bb853e661_m.jpg

https://img8.modelmayhem.com/070621/13/467ab6dc7243c_m.jpg

https://img8.modelmayhem.com/070621/13/467ab0bb9eef5_m.jpg

https://img8.modelmayhem.com/070626/03/4680bb505a53c_m.jpg

Jun 28 07 04:15 am Link

Photographer

ODC MAGAZINE

Posts: 105

Livermore, California, US

My work speaks for it self.

How many of you have this in your port.  Real work

https://tighteditimages.com/McFly/album/slides/McFly27.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/McFly/album/slides/McFly36.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers0287.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers0367.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers0333.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Michael%20Moore%20Sac%20Capital/album/slides/Img2258.jpg

Oh yeah who do you shoot again, ohh no names....

Nite

Jun 28 07 04:16 am Link

Photographer

DDuran

Posts: 1648

Huntington Beach, California, US

Stacey S wrote:

Don't forget the technique too!

gotta close your eyes
shake the cam a bit
and don't focus on anything

then when you upload the images
blur it even more

then VOILA!

Yeah, what she said...  tongue

Jun 28 07 04:16 am Link

Photographer

D Magi Visual Concepts

Posts: 2077

Los Angeles, California, US

To the OP:

"It is better to be silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt".

In your case, all doubt has already been removed.

Jun 28 07 04:16 am Link

Photographer

Miko Was Here

Posts: 4033

Ventura, California, US

Sell your camera, there are easier ways to get laid than blowing smoke up someones ass about who you've shot.

Jun 28 07 04:17 am Link

Photographer

DDuran

Posts: 1648

Huntington Beach, California, US

Anyway, you'd think a PROFESSIONAL photographer would know to AVIOD those damn shadows...

Jun 28 07 04:17 am Link

Photographer

Figure Photo

Posts: 807

Scottsdale, Arizona, US

SeanFotos wrote:
https://tighteditimages.com/Michael%20Moore%20Sac%20Capital/album/slides/Img2258.jpg

This is pretty much a photographic masterpiece.

Jun 28 07 04:17 am Link

Model

Plus Model La Viola

Posts: 644

Sacramento, California, US

Class Act Photography wrote:
This is mildly amusing from your port-

"Professional photographer and I am always looking for hot sexy models for my online magazine called Off Da Chain Magazinee.com and my Pin Up Calendar Model site called Naughty Angelz.com, so if you would like to get some great shoots and get noticed by our 1million fan base contact me."

You have a million people in your fan base? That's impressive!

a million?!?!?!?! ha! name 5.

Jun 28 07 04:18 am Link

Photographer

Class Act Photography

Posts: 6376

STUDIO CITY, California, US

Colegrove Photography wrote:
Here it is, I may get brigged but....

Where did this asshole come from?

Completely full of shit.

If you're going to toss out names you should probably know who's catching.

This has to be a troll or maybe he's just drunk and felt like ranting because women
aren't flocking to working with him. I would find it hard to believe anyone would work
with him from this site. Notice that none of his skankers are MM models.

Jun 28 07 04:18 am Link

Photographer

SolraK Studios

Posts: 1213

Atlanta, Georgia, US

SeanFotos wrote:
My work speaks for it self.

How many of you have this in your port.  Real work

https://tighteditimages.com/McFly/album/slides/McFly27.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/McFly/album/slides/McFly36.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers0287.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers0367.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers0333.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Michael%20Moore%20Sac%20Capital/album/slides/Img2258.jpg

Oh yeah who do you shoot again, ohh no names....

Nite

lol... I can't believe this is what you're bragging about.

Jun 28 07 04:18 am Link

Photographer

PYPI FASHION

Posts: 36332

San Francisco, California, US

SeanFotos wrote:
My work speaks for it self.

How many of you have this in your port.  Real work

https://tighteditimages.com/McFly/album/slides/McFly27.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/McFly/album/slides/McFly36.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers0287.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers0367.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers0333.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Michael%20Moore%20Sac%20Capital/album/slides/Img2258.jpg

Oh yeah who do you shoot again, ohh no names....

Nite

So you went to a concert. Big fucking deal.

Jun 28 07 04:18 am Link

Model

Stacey S

Posts: 3131

Long Beach, California, US

SeanFotos wrote:
My work speaks for it self.

How many of you have this in your port.  Real work

https://tighteditimages.com/McFly/album/slides/McFly27.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/McFly/album/slides/McFly36.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers0287.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers0367.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers0333.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Michael%20Moore%20Sac%20Capital/album/slides/Img2258.jpg

Oh yeah who do you shoot again, ohh no names....

Nite

did you just google these?
because the work in your MM port isn't even CLOSE to the quality of these
i'm an amateur photographer myself and have shot better stuff than what you have to offer to us models

Jun 28 07 04:18 am Link

Photographer

Alluring Exposures

Posts: 11400

Casa Grande, Arizona, US

I believe him when he says he has chot with "Red Hot Cili Peppers"...

mikell wrote:

put this

https://www.4-makingmoney.com/images/money.jpg
where this

https://www.dentalgentlecare.com/images/CKJ60003.JPG

is

Jun 28 07 04:18 am Link

Model

DJ Loveless

Posts: 991

Denver, Colorado, US

This guys just pissed because his poor attempt to make a porn site earlier calling it "pinup" failed.

Jun 28 07 04:19 am Link

Model

Plus Model La Viola

Posts: 644

Sacramento, California, US

SeanFotos wrote:
My work speaks for it self.

How many of you have this in your port.  Real work

https://tighteditimages.com/McFly/album/slides/McFly27.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/McFly/album/slides/McFly36.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers0287.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers0367.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers0333.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Michael%20Moore%20Sac%20Capital/album/slides/Img2258.jpg

Oh yeah who do you shoot again, ohh no names....

Nite

Sweetie, I think you mistook someone else's work for your own. Remember, this is what's in your port:

https://img8.modelmayhem.com/070626/03/4680bb853e661_m.jpg

Jun 28 07 04:19 am Link

Photographer

Conceptually Black

Posts: 8320

Columbus, Ohio, US

SeanFotos wrote:
My work speaks for it self.

How many of you have this in your port.  Real work

[
Oh yeah who do you shoot again, ohh no names....

Nite

took you awhile to find someones work to post did it?
yeah I can understand, it is tough to find decent work to post as your own.

Jun 28 07 04:19 am Link

Photographer

Alluring Exposures

Posts: 11400

Casa Grande, Arizona, US

I used to have a lot of pics like that when I was a teen and went to concerts... Heart, Blondie, Judas Priest, Kiss... big names! If I had the inclination I would dig up the negs and scan them, but why? Hundreds of people took very similar shots at the same concerts I attended.

SeanFotos wrote:
My work speaks for it self.

How many of you have this in your port.  Real work

https://tighteditimages.com/McFly/album/slides/McFly27.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/McFly/album/slides/McFly36.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers0287.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers0367.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers0333.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Michael%20Moore%20Sac%20Capital/album/slides/Img2258.jpg

Oh yeah who do you shoot again, ohh no names....

Nite

Jun 28 07 04:20 am Link

Photographer

BlankLogo Photography

Posts: 281

Vancouver, Washington, US

PYPI wrote:

So you went to a concert. Big fucking deal.

Haha...you "shot" Billy Joel eh?  Next time he's in town, I'll get a ticket and "shoot" him too! smile

Jun 28 07 04:21 am Link

Model

Stacey S

Posts: 3131

Long Beach, California, US

oh and to the OP
please do show me the awesome shots you have of snoop and orlando bloom
i'm curious to see these.

*edit: this does NOT mean run to google or wherever and look up images for them.
I want to see your REAL work. smile

Jun 28 07 04:22 am Link

Photographer

Paul Brecht

Posts: 12232

Colton, California, US

Jun 28 07 04:23 am Link

Model

DJ Loveless

Posts: 991

Denver, Colorado, US

Hes getting all of his pics from www.tighteditimages.com

Jun 28 07 04:23 am Link

Photographer

BCADULTART

Posts: 2151

Boston, Massachusetts, US

I will say it again; THROW THE BUM OUT,

This moron wrote this on MM:

Hi,

So for the want to be photographers in here who hold themselves at the God Like level, get, as far as I can see in here it is nothing more than allot of average models and potogrpahers, so before you come to me with your DA attitudes really look at some of your work, most of you photo shop it too deaf.  Is that talent?

So, to all the great photographers and and models in here making it really, big, just remember the famous models and photographers don't stay up all night on chat rooms, looking for models, as neither do the famous models. 

And as far as a pimp.  Don't don't make me laugh.  From what I have seen in here. 


Last time I checked, I own a magazine, which actually helps models get exposure, what do most of you photographers in here do, ohh, I forgot I have a studio, WOW!!!

Let bend over and kiss you A. 

Trust me if you where all that you would not be here.

Sean

Anyone else???

This is MM at is very worst and I am not talking about sausages....

Jun 28 07 04:23 am Link

Photographer

Figure Photo

Posts: 807

Scottsdale, Arizona, US

*looks at his images from sf pride parade*

shot with a nikon d70, huh?

Jun 28 07 04:24 am Link