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Photographer

ODC MAGAZINE

Posts: 105

Livermore, California, US

How this for quality:

https://tighteditimages.com/Photo%20Art/album/slides/CFI9093.JPG

And very good night to you all.

LOL

Jun 28 07 04:24 am Link

Photographer

Corpse On Pumpkin

Posts: 110

Portland, Oregon, US

SeanFotos is great. I think he's my new hero, and I don't even like hip hop.

Jun 28 07 04:24 am Link

Model

DJ Loveless

Posts: 991

Denver, Colorado, US

Loveless_Neko wrote:
Hes getting all of his pics from www.tighteditimages.com

I knew getting a degree in computer sciences would be helpful to catch people bullshitting.
NVm. Thats his site lol. Well, at least I know he isnt lying.

Jun 28 07 04:25 am Link

Photographer

Miko Was Here

Posts: 4033

Ventura, California, US

Unfuckingbelievable

Jun 28 07 04:25 am Link

Photographer

Safari Ben

Posts: 5435

Los Angeles, California, US

Normally I would look to see what kind of work the OP has...But i'm not even going to look this time!

Jun 28 07 04:25 am Link

Photographer

Figure Photo

Posts: 807

Scottsdale, Arizona, US

He owns a magazine? Can I get it at a bookstore?

What does that have to do with being a good photographer?

Jun 28 07 04:25 am Link

Photographer

Conceptually Black

Posts: 8320

Columbus, Ohio, US

BCADULTART wrote:
*snip*

This is MM at is very worst and I am not talking about sausages....

understatement of the yr award!

Jun 28 07 04:25 am Link

Photographer

Miko Was Here

Posts: 4033

Ventura, California, US

Do you have any fucking clue as to who your spewing to?

Jun 28 07 04:26 am Link

Photographer

Conceptually Black

Posts: 8320

Columbus, Ohio, US

Figure Photo SF wrote:
He owns a magazine? Can I get it at a bookstore?

What does that have to do with being a good photographer?

no it is a non-working e-zine... I tried to get a response from him earlier about this.

Jun 28 07 04:27 am Link

Photographer

BlankLogo Photography

Posts: 281

Vancouver, Washington, US

Loveless_Neko wrote:
Hes getting all of his pics from www.tighteditimages.com

Actually the site does have his name on it, and the same bad "effects" his other two linked sites do.

But Sean, if you're going to claim to have "shot" famous people, that generally means you had a PRIVATE session with them...not that you paparrazi'd them at some concert or on the red carpet.

If that's the case, I've "shot" famous people too.  As a matter of fact, Dave Navarro was at a porn convention last weekend and I took pictures of him.  But you'll never see me claiming anything beyond that...

Sad really...

Jun 28 07 04:27 am Link

Photographer

Mikell

Posts: 26688

San Francisco, California, US

based on what you have presented: Tight Edit and your MM port
I'd hire you has an event photographer  but not for a model shoot

Jun 28 07 04:27 am Link

Photographer

Arizona Shoots

Posts: 28657

Phoenix, Arizona, US

SeanFotos wrote:
Tyler Hi Mr referee and in closing:

To all photographers and models who have so boldly spoke out, if you have and are working as a professional for an agency and making over $1,000.00 per month and have a really where your work is up, speak, if not be quite.

I have taken a look at some of your ports, WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Luck!

You cannot afford to wipe your ass in California on $1,000/mo

Jun 28 07 04:27 am Link

Photographer

Figure Photo

Posts: 807

Scottsdale, Arizona, US

SeanFotos wrote:
I am going to to bed, so have fun sitting up chatting.

SeanFotos wrote:
And very good night to you all.

Weren't you going to bed, Sean?

Jun 28 07 04:27 am Link

Photographer

BlankLogo Photography

Posts: 281

Vancouver, Washington, US

Figure Photo SF wrote:

SeanFotos wrote:
I am going to to bed, so have fun sitting up chatting.

Weren't you going to bed, Sean?

My girlfriend likes to Net from the bed...

Jun 28 07 04:28 am Link

Photographer

Figure Photo

Posts: 807

Scottsdale, Arizona, US

John Jebbia wrote:
You cannot afford to wipe your ass in California on $1,000/mo

Seriously! Toilet paper is expensive in San Francisco!

Jun 28 07 04:28 am Link

Photographer

D Magi Visual Concepts

Posts: 2077

Los Angeles, California, US

SeanFotos wrote:
I have shoot Billy Joel, Red Hot Cili Peppers, Eric Clapton, Johnny Depp, Kirea Knightly, Orlando Bloom, who have you shot, ohh!!! a model form San Jose       


GET OFF ME!!!!

WANTA BE

Where are the images?  They're not in your port.  Why not?

If you are gonna name drop, have them posted.

I have Rosario Dawson, Barack Obama, Flava Flav, Nichelle Nichols, Taylor Hicks, Jaleel White and Sticky Fingaz on my profile page.  Why would you not have the ones you listed in your port?

Methinks something is rotten in Denmark.

Jun 28 07 04:28 am Link

Model

Plus Model La Viola

Posts: 644

Sacramento, California, US

SeanFotos wrote:
How this for quality:

https://tighteditimages.com/Photo%20Art/album/slides/CFI9093.JPG

And very good night to you all.

LOL

Dr. Dre (good friend of Snoop, your former subject) said it best.
"Bitch please. You must have a mental disease."

Jun 28 07 04:29 am Link

Photographer

re- photography

Posts: 1752

San Francisco, California, US

Hahaha; it's like me claiming that I've been " Hired to Shoot Billionaires" just because I was hired to shoot a party that Mark Cuban ended up crashing.

https://www.ryanephotography.com/assets_d/2834/portfolio_media/mark-cuban_450x600_144_orig.jpg

Jun 28 07 04:29 am Link

Photographer

Andy Pearlman

Posts: 3411

Los Angeles, California, US

You want Red Hot Chili Peppers? Go here or maybe you already did? Then give it a rest.

I've been watching MSNBC, they've been discussing Ann Coulter (regarding her insult to Elizabeth Edwards), and I'm wondering if she has a brother in CA....

Andy Pearlman

Jun 28 07 04:30 am Link

Photographer

BlankLogo Photography

Posts: 281

Vancouver, Washington, US

Andy Pearlman wrote:
I've been watching MSNBC, they've been discussing Ann Coulter, and I'm wondering if she has a brother in LA....

Andy Pearlman

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HARSH!

Jun 28 07 04:30 am Link

Photographer

ODC MAGAZINE

Posts: 105

Livermore, California, US

But you all took notice, good, I leave you all with this:

Suckers.....

https://tighteditimages.com/Photo%20Art/album/slides/CFI9093.JPG

LOL

Make me laugh you all just helped me see what I needed to see....

Full Of Yourselves!!!!!!!!!

Spelling, LOL, Focus, LOL, D70, LOL,

Nite

Glad I could make some of you smile and laugh before bedtime.

Ohh!!!

Did I mis-spell!!!!!

Jun 28 07 04:31 am Link

Photographer

Miko Was Here

Posts: 4033

Ventura, California, US

Some one please lock this thread... I'm not going to be able to shut up.

Jun 28 07 04:32 am Link

Photographer

Bruce Talbot

Posts: 3850

Los Angeles, California, US

SeanFotos wrote:
How this for quality:

https://tighteditimages.com/Photo%20Art/album/slides/CFI9093.JPG

And very good night to you all.

LOL

Poor.

It's rotated off a few degrees clockwise.

bt

Jun 28 07 04:32 am Link

Photographer

Class Act Photography

Posts: 6376

STUDIO CITY, California, US

BlankLogo Photography wrote:
But Sean, if you're going to claim to have "shot" famous people, that generally means you had a PRIVATE session with them...not that you paparrazi'd them at some concert or on the red carpet.

I had a great photosession with Steve Perry of "Journey" at a coffee shop in
Studio city. We were really tight. He was eating at the table next to me.

https://www.classactphotography.com/sp1.jpg

Jun 28 07 04:33 am Link

Photographer

Ken Pivak Photography

Posts: 837

Los Angeles, California, US

Hey all... I think we need to see what is really happening here and give this guy a break....yeah, we can mention some names here, but I think the joke is on the rest of the thread's responses.  How can anyone think that this is for real...

And too bad for the OP if it really is, really too bad.  But I've seen worse.  At least the OP is working and trying to make a living, although by the type of photos shown, I can understand the lack of grammer and the attitude. 

So choke one up for style, even though most of us find it offensive or poor, it's their art and no matter how bad or how one speaks out, MM will always behave in a Street Corner Society, kind of manner.

Why do we add to it... are we being made fun of... does this OP really care what we do anyway... I think not, since if they did, their images would reflect a more common ground...but that's not what they are about.  We gave the OP exactly what they wanted... and that is exactly the kind of photographer it takes to shoot the stuff they do.

I am glad I don't, but I won't turn away from veiwing it and make my own choice as to whether I find in attractive or not.
And yes it's a bit sad that we have to communicate with attitude from a distance and not be able to share a beer and listen to the stories we all have.

To the OP... hey we all work and make money, some more then others, but if we are happy with what we do... who cares.  Besides, never brag about how much you make...only about how much you love what you do.

with kindness,
PixelFisher

Jun 28 07 04:33 am Link

Model

Plus Model La Viola

Posts: 644

Sacramento, California, US

SeanFotos wrote:
Glad I could make some of you smile and laugh before bedtime.

smile??? laugh??? you made me do none of the above... you actually gave me gas!

Jun 28 07 04:33 am Link

Photographer

BlankLogo Photography

Posts: 281

Vancouver, Washington, US

SeanFotos wrote:
Make me laugh you all just helped me see what I needed to see....

Full Of Yourselves!!!!!!!!!

Spelling, LOL, Focus, LOL, D70, LOL,

I'm with Sean.  I HATE focusing!

Jun 28 07 04:33 am Link

Photographer

ODC MAGAZINE

Posts: 105

Livermore, California, US

Nope had to have one last Laugh.

Now Nite all

Jun 28 07 04:33 am Link

Photographer

Figure Photo

Posts: 807

Scottsdale, Arizona, US

This site is called ModelMayhem. Not ConcertMayhem or ParadeMayhem or EventMayhem. Even if this was a site dedicated just to concert photography, I wouldn't say they're the best I've ever seen.... and the stripper pole images are just... WOW.

Jun 28 07 04:34 am Link

Model

DJ Loveless

Posts: 991

Denver, Colorado, US

Im beginning to think he came across some guys website with his name in it. . . Nobody makes their portfolio that bad on purpose.

Jun 28 07 04:34 am Link

Photographer

Conceptually Black

Posts: 8320

Columbus, Ohio, US

SeanFotos wrote:
But you all took notice, good, I leave you all with this:

Suckers.....

LOL

Make me laugh you all just helped me see what I needed to see....

Full Of Yourselves!!!!!!!!!

You needed our help to see you were a joke? Glad we could help!

By the way, I think I have an old school photo of you if you want it sean.
https://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g204/lazyi_photography/boygenius.jpg

Jun 28 07 04:35 am Link

Model

Stacey S

Posts: 3131

Long Beach, California, US

SeanFotos wrote:
But you all took notice, good, I leave you all with this:

Suckers.....

https://tighteditimages.com/Photo%20Art/album/slides/CFI9093.JPG

LOL

Make me laugh you all just helped me see what I needed to see....

Full Of Yourselves!!!!!!!!!

Spelling, LOL, Focus, LOL, D70, LOL,

Nite

Glad I could make some of you smile and laugh before bedtime.

Ohh!!!

Did I mis-spell!!!!!

ohh yea i'm so full of myself *rolls eyes*
I even name the top photographers/companies i've worked with/for to try to make y'all like me

bahaha gag me with a spoon..wait you can't..

This was hella entertaining to all of us.

please sir
come back with another "witty" comeback before you go to bed.

or you can just lurk on your own thread until someone says something you don't like
then pop up just to try to redeem yourself, then say your going to bed, then repeat until you get booted.

smile

Jun 28 07 04:35 am Link

Photographer

BYS

Posts: 11614

Paris, Île-de-France, France

that was fun , for a wake-up !
i knew sleeping was a waste

keep on op you are just fine big boy
tb

Jun 28 07 04:35 am Link

Photographer

Figure Photo

Posts: 807

Scottsdale, Arizona, US

Times Sean has said he's leaving: 4.

Jun 28 07 04:35 am Link

Photographer

FMfoto

Posts: 1577

Los Angeles, California, US

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/F16FOTO/WEB%20POSTING/LoveRide22-193.jpg

In that case, I can say that I've shot: NO DOUBT, KISS, SMASHING PUMPKINS, ANTHRAX, SLAYER, CHEAP TRICK, BEASTIE BOYS, BJORK etc. because I've either fought my way to the front, or finagaled a press pass (an art in itself).

An example of someone who's getting real 'face-time' with musicians is Marc Goldstien:
https://www.modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=166412

Jun 28 07 04:35 am Link

Photographer

popemagnet

Posts: 530

Cardiff, Alabama, US

SeanFotos wrote:
Nope had to have one last Laugh.

Now Nite all

Has this guy got narcolepsy?

He seems to fall asleep a lot!

Jun 28 07 04:37 am Link

Photographer

Photo-op

Posts: 10256

Asbury Park, New Jersey, US

BlankLogo Photography wrote:

Haha...you "shot" Billy Joel eh?  Next time he's in town, I'll get a ticket and "shoot" him too! smile

Screw that, I’ll go to the house he has about 5 miles away from me.
I don’t know if he uses it  anymore, but it is a nice house.
It is shaped like a piano.

Jun 28 07 04:38 am Link

Photographer

BCADULTART

Posts: 2151

Boston, Massachusetts, US

PixelFisher wrote:
Hey all... I think we need to see what is really happening here and give this guy a break....yeah, we can mention some names here, but I think the joke is on the rest of the thread's responses.  How can anyone think that this is for real...

And too bad for the OP if it really is, really too bad.  But I've seen worse.  At least the OP is working and trying to make a living, although by the type of photos shown, I can understand the lack of grammer and the attitude. 

So choke one up for style, even though most of us find it offensive or poor, it's their art and no matter how bad or how one speaks out, MM will always behave in a Street Corner Society, kind of manner.

Why do we add to it... are we being made fun of... does this OP really care what we do anyway... I think not, since if they did, their images would reflect a more common ground...but that's not what they are about.  We gave the OP exactly what they wanted... and that is exactly the kind of photographer it takes to shoot the stuff they do.

I am glad I don't, but I won't turn away from veiwing it and make my own choice as to whether I find in attractive or not.
And yes it's a bit sad that we have to communicate with attitude from a distance and not be able to share a beer and listen to the stories we all have.

To the OP... hey we all work and make money, some more then others, but if we are happy with what we do... who cares.  Besides, never brag about how much you make...only about how much you love what you do.

with kindness,
PixelFisher

My hat is off to you Pixel (I don't even know your name).
Excellent post with wisdom I do not often see in the digital age.

I salute you.

Best,
Chuck

Jun 28 07 04:38 am Link

Photographer

BlankLogo Photography

Posts: 281

Vancouver, Washington, US

Okay, I think I've got it.  Someone posted a thread in one of the forums earlier this week...but I can't seem to find it now...about how newbies could get bonus points if they had under 100 posts, started a stupid thread and got over 200 responses - or something to that effect.

I believe Sean took that thread seriously.

Jun 28 07 04:39 am Link

Photographer

PYPI FASHION

Posts: 36332

San Francisco, California, US

Stacey S wrote:

ohh yea i'm so full of myself *rolls eyes*
I even name the top photographers/companies i've worked with/for to try to make y'all like me

bahaha gag me with a spoon..wait you can't..

This was hella entertaining to all of us.

please sir
come back with another "witty" comeback before you go to bed.

or you can just lurk on your own thread until someone says something you don't like
then pop up just to try to redeem yourself, then say your going to bed, then repeat until you get booted.

smile

Pat https://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/liebe/love-smiley-001.gif Stacey.

Jun 28 07 04:40 am Link