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Model

Anna_G

Posts: 278

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

hahah i kind of enjoy waking up at 5am for work just so i can read threads like this.
what is going on..... lol
big_smile

Jun 28 07 09:12 am Link

Photographer

R. Cervelli

Posts: 1355

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Eric Haywood wrote:

So brave of Paula to keep touring after she got divorced from that guy with the fake leg.

*sniff*

I was going to buy tickets to the concert, but since Joanna Lennon and Georgette Harrsion passed away, I don't think their music will ever be the same..

Jun 28 07 09:12 am Link

Photographer

popemagnet

Posts: 530

Cardiff, Alabama, US

R Cervelli wrote:

I was going to buy tickets to the concert, but since Joanna Lennon and Georgette Harrsion passed away, I don't think their music will ever be the same..

ok, who's frantically trying to come up with a 'witty' female version of Ringo now then?

Am waiting................................................

Jun 28 07 09:13 am Link

Photographer

David Simpson Images

Posts: 1328

Bangor, Maine, US

Who pooped in his corn flakes?

SeanFotos wrote:
Is it me or do some of you just don't get, this is a not where serious photographer's go to find talent, I am here because most of you are looking for that arena where you can get exposure, I am only offering it.

Most Photographers are photoshoping the crap out images, what happened to just take the picture, and from what I have seen some of asking what equipment you need?  Give me a break, a waste of breathe, if you have any questions about my skil just visit my agencies and see the work I have and still am doing.  I have shoot Billy Joel, Red Hot Cili Peppers, Eric Clapton, Johnny Depp, Kirea Knightly, Orlando Bloom, who have you shot, ohh!!! a model form San Jose... Give me a break, and will be shooting Snoop Dawg, Beyonce, Justine Timberlake, etc.       


GET OFF ME!!!!

WANTA BE

Jun 28 07 09:14 am Link

Photographer

AJR Photography

Posts: 511

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

Jessalyn wrote:
I'm sure someone else already noted this but I couldn't stop laughing at that part in bold.

Lol.... Does anyone else smell a "mancrush"?

Jun 28 07 09:17 am Link

Photographer

R. Cervelli

Posts: 1355

Boston, Massachusetts, US

popemagnet wrote:

ok, who's frantically trying to come up with a 'witty' female version of Ringo now then?

Am waiting................................................

Ahhh. Rachelle Starky????

Jun 28 07 09:21 am Link

Photographer

Merlinpix

Posts: 7118

Farmingdale, New York, US

SeanFotos wrote:
Tyler Hi Mr referee and in closing:

To all photographers and models who have so boldly spoke out, if you have and are working as a professional for an agency and making over $1,000.00 per month and have a really where your work is up, speak, if not be quite.

I have taken a look at some of your ports, WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Luck!

OOOOOHHHH..over  1,000.00  per month. WTF  that's  chump  change.
Which  means  it only  sounds like a lot to a chump.
I  guess I'm  going have to tell the publishers  to  reduce the  size of their  checks.

The sad  thing is:  you think anyone is  listening, or that  no one  here  can see you for the  poser  you are.

Oh  how is it  to  be the  lead 'tog  of  your own online  magazine...the  mind  boggles.

Yah,  Good Luck!

Jun 28 07 09:21 am Link

Photographer

Eric Haywood

Posts: 8247

R Cervelli wrote:

Ahhh. Rachelle Starky????

Damn you.  I was trying to go that route, too, but I couldn't come up with a clever version of Richard...

Jun 28 07 09:23 am Link

Photographer

Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 33355

Dearborn, Michigan, US

SeanFotos wrote:
Is it me or do some of you just don't get, this is a not where serious photographer's go to find talent, I am here because most of you are looking for that arena where you can get exposure, I am only offering it.

Most Photographers are photoshoping the crap out images, what happened to just take the picture, and from what I have seen some of asking what equipment you need?  Give me a break, a waste of breathe, if you have any questions about my skil just visit my agencies and see the work I have and still am doing.  I have shoot Billy Joel, Red Hot Cili Peppers, Eric Clapton, Johnny Depp, Kirea Knightly, Orlando Bloom, who have you shot, ohh!!! a model form San Jose... Give me a break, and will be shooting Snoop Dawg, Beyonce, Justine Timberlake, etc.       


GET OFF ME!!!!


WANTA BE

So what!!!
You don't impress me and your portfolio dosen't impress me.  There are experienced  and serious models and photographers on Model Mayhem!!  I doubt that you are one of them.

Jun 28 07 09:27 am Link

Photographer

nevar

Posts: 14670

Fort Smith, Arkansas, US

You can't even spell the word. Of  right, and you say we're the joke?

Jun 28 07 09:32 am Link

Photographer

Anna Marie Ware

Posts: 212

Chicago, Illinois, US

SeanFotos wrote:
Tyler Hi Mr referee and in closing:

To all photographers and models who have so boldly spoke out, if you have and are working as a professional for an agency and making over $1,000.00 per month and have a really where your work is up, speak, if not be quite.

I have taken a look at some of your ports, WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Luck!

This is sad...
and here I thought 8th grade was  over.

Jun 28 07 09:32 am Link

Photographer

Sleepy Weasel

Posts: 4839

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Bread.

Jun 28 07 09:33 am Link

Photographer

Eric Haywood

Posts: 8247

ravens laughter wrote:
You can't even spell the word. Of  right, and you say we're the joke?

I totally missed that.  My eyes are always drawn right to, "...are a really JOKE".

Jun 28 07 09:34 am Link

Photographer

JimGL

Posts: 1134

New York, New York, US

Before I decided to shoot full-time I was a photo editor.  For three years at Rolling Stone.

We would laugh(and maybe cry a little on the inside) when a photographer would say "I shoot for Rolling Stone" because we ran his pic of some  celebrity shopping or eating or on a boat from Getty or Corbis. 

They might as well have drawn concentric circles on their foot and then aimed the gun...

Jun 28 07 09:34 am Link

Photographer

Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 33355

Dearborn, Michigan, US

SeanFotos wrote:
My work speaks for it self.

How many of you have this in your port.  Real work

https://tighteditimages.com/McFly/album/slides/McFly27.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/McFly/album/slides/McFly36.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers0287.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers0367.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers0333.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Michael%20Moore%20Sac%20Capital/album/slides/Img2258.jpg

Oh yeah who do you shoot again, ohh no names....

Nite

Who really shot these photos?  Compare them to his portfolio.

Jun 28 07 09:35 am Link

Photographer

JimGL

Posts: 1134

New York, New York, US

Jerry Nemeth wrote:

Who really shot these photos?  Compare them to his portfolio.

I think I would rather have anynomous models done well than concert pics of hair.

Jun 28 07 09:37 am Link

Photographer

Casella Photography

Posts: 25

Columbus, Georgia, US

This is really really sad.  To say you have shot Billy Joel, RHCP, etc......come on.  Even I know better.  I have shot hundreds of bands live.  Me and about 20,000 other folks.  I am way more proud of the portrait images I have with artists.  Entertainment photography is tough, don't think Sean could hack it.  You get a call or an email telling you when and where to show up and then are told the hour and a half you had with a band or artist is now ten minutes and it is just fly by the seat of your pants....then you have to deal with an artist that is not into it and does not want to wander from a dressing room, etc. so you have to figure everything out and get a bunch of usable images in ten minutes or less.  This is so weak.

Jun 28 07 09:38 am Link

Model

Miss Nicole

Posts: 1517

New Orleans, Louisiana, US

Wait the OP shoots Johnny Depp, Snoop Dogg, and STRIPPERS?!
Riiiiight.
And I'll be doing runway in Milan next week. Don't believe me? Ask my agent....

Jun 28 07 09:39 am Link

Photographer

Merlinpix

Posts: 7118

Farmingdale, New York, US

Jerry Nemeth wrote:
Who really shot these photos?

Yah  please, the  skill  level  in the  OP's  page on here  and these  shots totally  don't  match  up......so  please  before someone's  lawyer   sends  you  a  cease and desist letter pull them  down.

Jun 28 07 09:39 am Link

Model

Nikki Kruex

Posts: 1167

Minneapolis, Minnesota, US

SeanFotos wrote:
Is it me or do some of you just don't get, this is a not where serious photographer's go to find talent, I am here because most of you are looking for that arena where you can get exposure, I am only offering it.

Most Photographers are photoshoping the crap out images, what happened to just take the picture, and from what I have seen some of asking what equipment you need?  Give me a break, a waste of breathe, if you have any questions about my skil just visit my agencies and see the work I have and still am doing.  I have shoot Billy Joel, Red Hot Cili Peppers, Eric Clapton, Johnny Depp, Kirea Knightly, Orlando Bloom, who have you shot, ohh!!! a model form San Jose... Give me a break, and will be shooting Snoop Dawg, Beyonce, Justine Timberlake, etc.       


GET OFF ME!!!!

WANTA BE

Yeah? "I have shoot" Ronnie James Dio, All the members of Cradle of Filth, Jerry Only of the Misfits, Dee Snider, Korn, Iron Maiden, Tool, David Bowie, and countless others...except I was actually hanging out with them at the time, so... can I be cool too?

Jack ass.

Jun 28 07 09:39 am Link

Model

Carrie_K

Posts: 10053

Orlando, Florida, US

Awwwww, I missed all the fun. can I still play? I want to bow down to the greatness of a GWC shot. Can I? Can I?

Jun 28 07 09:42 am Link

Photographer

Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 33355

Dearborn, Michigan, US

Loveless_Neko wrote:
Hes getting all of his pics from www.tighteditimages.com

You're right!  I knew they weren't his photos.

Jun 28 07 09:42 am Link

Model

Miss Nicole

Posts: 1517

New Orleans, Louisiana, US

Nikki Kruex wrote:

Yeah? "I have shoot" Ronnie James Dio, All the members of Cradle of Filth, Jerry Only of the Misfits, Dee Snider, Korn, Iron Maiden, Tool, David Bowie, and countless others... can I be cool too?

yes, you can
I'll get you a sticky pass the next time Slipknot tours. Press passes aren't hard to get-just because you shoot the band doesn't mean that your photos will end up ANYWHERE.

But I'll get you drunk after the show if I'm there wink

Jun 28 07 09:43 am Link

Photographer

R. Cervelli

Posts: 1355

Boston, Massachusetts, US

SeanFotos wrote:
My work speaks for it self.

How many of you have this in your port.  Real work

https://tighteditimages.com/McFly/album/slides/McFly27.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/McFly/album/slides/McFly36.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers0287.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers0367.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers0333.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Michael%20Moore%20Sac%20Capital/album/slides/Img2258.jpg

Oh yeah who do you shoot again, ohh no names....

Nite

It is amazing what ANYONE can get at a Red Carpet Event, Concert or Runway show with a telephoto lens. Gotta love it!

Jun 28 07 09:43 am Link

Photographer

Mikell

Posts: 26692

San Francisco, California, US

Jerry Nemeth wrote:

Who really shot these photos?  Compare them to his portfolio.

Likely the OP did he's got what looks like every pictures he's shoot in the past few years on there (tightedit) he's at a concert
there are some intersting things going on - it's like a monkey with a typewriter

Jun 28 07 09:44 am Link

Photographer

Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 33355

Dearborn, Michigan, US

D'Magi Visual Concepts wrote:

Where are the images?  They're not in your port.  Why not?

If you are gonna name drop, have them posted.

I have Rosario Dawson, Barack Obama, Flava Flav, Nichelle Nichols, Taylor Hicks, Jaleel White and Sticky Fingaz on my profile page.  Why would you not have the ones you listed in your port?

Methinks something is rotten in Denmark.

He stinks!

Jun 28 07 09:45 am Link

Photographer

Eric Haywood

Posts: 8247

Carrie_K wrote:
Awwwww, I missed all the fun. can I still play? I want to bow down to the greatness of a GWC shot. Can I? Can I?

You're not too late.  This one's gonna be around for a while, I'm guessing.

Jun 28 07 09:45 am Link

Model

Diann C

Posts: 1293

Cleveland, Ohio, US

SeanFotos wrote:
My work speaks for it self.

How many of you have this in your port.  Real work

https://tighteditimages.com/McFly/album/slides/McFly27.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/McFly/album/slides/McFly36.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers0287.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers0367.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Red%20Hot%20Chili%20Peppers/album/slides/Red-Hot-Chili-Peppers0333.jpg
https://tighteditimages.com/Michael%20Moore%20Sac%20Capital/album/slides/Img2258.jpg

Oh yeah who do you shoot again, ohh no names....

Nite

In that case I have shot Tim "The Ripper" Owens (you know, singer from Judas Priest) and his current project bands, Flogging Molly, Smash Mouth, and many others.  And I'm not even a photographer!


Seriously, ask Lazyi, he knows all about my mad photography skills big_smile

Jun 28 07 09:46 am Link

Photographer

popemagnet

Posts: 530

Cardiff, Alabama, US

Eric Haywood wrote:
You're not too late.  This one's gonna be around for a while, I'm guessing.

Tune in, same time, same place tonight. I'll bring the popcorn. Can anyone else get the beers?

Jun 28 07 09:47 am Link

Photographer

R. Cervelli

Posts: 1355

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Eric Haywood wrote:

You're not too late.  This one's gonna be around for a while, I'm guessing.

OH YEA...... When this gif comes out of my stash of goodies, we know it's gonna be good!

https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y112/JSRF_Clutch/Boom.gif

Jun 28 07 09:49 am Link

Photographer

Art Photography Ottawa

Posts: 2648

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

Joe Tomasone wrote:
Ya know, I also wonder how hard all the real photographers laugh at him when he's jockeying for position at film premiers with his D70.....

I don't think his camera is the issue.

Jun 28 07 09:50 am Link

Model

Miss Nicole

Posts: 1517

New Orleans, Louisiana, US

R Cervelli wrote:

OH YEA...... When this gif comes out of my stash of goodies, we know it's gonna be good!

https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y112/JSRF_Clutch/Boom.gif

Oh! God!

Jun 28 07 09:51 am Link

Model

Diann C

Posts: 1293

Cleveland, Ohio, US

popemagnet wrote:

Tune in, same time, same place tonight. I'll bring the popcorn. Can anyone else get the beers?

I can bring beer! Now that I'm preggers I can't drink it and it's calling to me from the 'fridge.  Grrrrrrr, mean beer.

Jun 28 07 09:51 am Link

Model

Nikki Kruex

Posts: 1167

Minneapolis, Minnesota, US

Gosh.. my in crowd concert shots would really be so much cleaner if I had a better lens for that camera dad loaned me.. I could probably even pass them off as hired work on the internet... oh yeah... THAT's the ticket!!! I'm going to be HUGE baby!!

Jun 28 07 09:51 am Link

Photographer

Eric Haywood

Posts: 8247

popemagnet wrote:

Tune in, same time, same place tonight. I'll bring the popcorn. Can anyone else get the beers?

Done!

https://www.jimsheaphotography.com/variety/images/miller-beer.jpg

...'cause I'm from Milwaukee...

Jun 28 07 09:53 am Link

Model

T. Schill

Posts: 17

Santa Cruz, California, US

I hardly ever post comments on these threads but after reading your posts, I feel sorry for you.  I sincerely think that you're just ignorant.

Jun 28 07 09:53 am Link

Photographer

The Divine Emily Fine

Posts: 20454

Owings Mills, Maryland, US

At first I was neutral


And then... I LOL'D

Jun 28 07 09:54 am Link

Photographer

ChristopherRoss

Posts: 1559

Eškašem, Badakhshan, Afghanistan

SeanFotos wrote:
Tyler Hi Mr referee and in closing:

To all photographers and models who have so boldly spoke out, if you have and are working as a professional for an agency and making over $1,000.00 per month and have a really where your work is up, speak, if not be quite.

I have taken a look at some of your ports, WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Luck!

hey, my portfolio blows chunks ... but I make over $1,000.00 per month at this racket ... sometimes as much as $10k a month smile

Jun 28 07 09:54 am Link

Photographer

The Divine Emily Fine

Posts: 20454

Owings Mills, Maryland, US

Princess, you may have taken their photos...







...but I've met them.

Jun 28 07 09:55 am Link

Photographer

Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 33355

Dearborn, Michigan, US

Iona Lynn wrote:
Dude doesn''t OP know that the most shiznit model lives in MOUNTAIN VIEW not San Jose...

You're right!  I agree!!

Jun 28 07 09:58 am Link