Model
131122
Posts: 12
Yigo, Guam, US
Photographer
SLE Photography
Posts: 68937
Orlando, Florida, US
Rae Ruhlman wrote:
It's spelled HOBBIT dumbass. We're not talking about Hobbits
We're talking about Haubbits
It's a term UdoR coined to describe short models who insist on holding on to the delusion that they will "CHNAGE TEH WORLDZ OMGWTFBBQ!!!111eleventy-one!" and "storm the runways for all short women!"
Note that the term isn't a derogatory reference to all short models, just a reality slap for the delusional ones.
For more discussion see this thread: https://www.modelmayhem.com/p.php?thread_id=153362
BTW, calling people "dumbass" is against the rules.
Model
Flawed_Angel
Posts: 322
Herndon, Kansas, US
Up front I admit that I have not read the entire thread. I do see girls saying if I wear heels that are X tall or platform heels or whatever I can be just as tall. While this is technicaly true don't you think it would throw the proportions off? You can't just add 6 inches to your legs and think that the gowns and such will suddnly fit. What are you going to do when the waist line of the gown is even with your ass because it was designed for someone with longer proportions? I'm short I am 5'3
Photographer
SLE Photography
Posts: 68937
Orlando, Florida, US
Flawed_Angel wrote:
Up front I admit that I have not read the entire thread. I do see girls saying if I wear heels that are X tall or platform heels or whatever I can be just as tall. While this is technicaly true don't you think it would throw the proportions off? You can't just add 6 inches to your legs and think that the gowns and such will suddnly fit. What are you going to do when the waist line of the gown is even with your ass because it was designed for someone with longer proportions? I'm short I am 5'3 Thanks, this thread needed more reality 
Photographer
Matthew Terhune
Posts: 757
Poughkeepsie, New York, US
SWEETFACE SHOTS wrote:
Why are you bothered about it? They can insist all they want but the truth is they won't be hired on a larger show....What's your point? If you see one on some sort of a runway what is YOUR issue with it? he didn't say he was bothered. why can't someone ask a question? why do people like you have to immediately try and make threads hostile.
why are you bothered by him asking?
Photographer
Junk Fashion
Posts: 364
New York, New York, US
Rae Ruhlman wrote:
It's spelled HOBBIT dumbass. No- It's Haubbit young Haubbit. Haubbit as in Hauute Couture Hobbit.
A term created in my honor by Udo for deluded people like yourself who think they have a right to walk a runway.
You don't. It's a job with specific qualifications that you don't match.
Now go play in a field Haubbit before I throw you to an Orc
Photographer
Junk Fashion
Posts: 364
New York, New York, US
SLE Photography wrote:
We're not talking about Hobbits
We're talking about Haubbits
It's a term UdoR coined to describe short models who insist on holding on to the delusion that they will "CHNAGE TEH WORLDZ OMGWTFBBQ!!!111eleventy-one!" and "storm the runways for all short women!"
Note that the term isn't a derogatory reference to all short models, just a reality slap for the delusional ones.
For more discussion see this thread: https://www.modelmayhem.com/p.php?thread_id=153362
BTW, calling people "dumbass" is against the rules. Ahh her insults don't phase me man. She doesn't have a leg to stand on in this debate
Photographer
SLE Photography
Posts: 68937
Orlando, Florida, US
Junk Fashion wrote:
Ahh her insults don't phase me man. She doesn't have a leg to stand on in this debate No legs?
That explains her height.
Model
Engel Schrei
Posts: 14458
Indianapolis, Indiana, US
Junk Fashion wrote:
Ahh her insults don't phase me man. She doesn't have a leg to stand on in this debate I have leg 
Model
Megan Mariee
Posts: 7885
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
This thread will never die.
Model
Cristin Elizabeth
Posts: 162
Green Bay, Wisconsin, US
Megan Mariee wrote:
This thread will never die. I believe you're right
Photographer
SLE Photography
Posts: 68937
Orlando, Florida, US
Megan Mariee wrote:
This thread will never die. Well, you know they say things go "right over someone's head."
I guess it's easier with short models.
Model
Megan Mariee
Posts: 7885
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
SLE Photography wrote:
Well, you know they say things go "right over someone's head."
I guess it's easier with short models. *giggle*
I wonder if more haubbits will come back to insist to do runway.
Photographer
Junk Fashion
Posts: 364
New York, New York, US
SLE Photography wrote:
No legs?
That explains her height. Yep
Photographer
Junk Fashion
Posts: 364
New York, New York, US
Megan Mariee wrote:
*giggle*
I wonder if more haubbits will come back to insist to do runway. Of course they will! Don't you know Delusion is the the principle product of Haubbits?
Why they even market a fat free version!
Photographer
Junk Fashion
Posts: 364
New York, New York, US
Flawed_Angel wrote:
Up front I admit that I have not read the entire thread. I do see girls saying if I wear heels that are X tall or platform heels or whatever I can be just as tall. While this is technicaly true don't you think it would throw the proportions off? You can't just add 6 inches to your legs and think that the gowns and such will suddnly fit. What are you going to do when the waist line of the gown is even with your ass because it was designed for someone with longer proportions? I'm short I am 5'3 Yay! someone who gets it!
Model
Megan Mariee
Posts: 7885
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
Junk Fashion wrote:
Of course they will! Don't you know Delusion is the the principle product of Haubbits?
Why they even market a fat free version! Haha.
Photographer
Junk Fashion
Posts: 364
New York, New York, US
Engel Schrei wrote:
I have leg You my dear are a Godess.
Model
Megan Mariee
Posts: 7885
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
Engel Schrei wrote:
I have leg More than me dammit.
I would look so short next to you being only 5'9.
Model
LaViolette
Posts: 9865
Hollywood, Florida, US
Megan Mariee wrote:
*giggle*
I wonder if more haubbits will come back to insist to do runway. Gawd quit being such a hater u amazon woman! 
Model
Megan Mariee
Posts: 7885
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
Goldie117 wrote:
Gawd quit being such a hater u amazon woman! I know I know!
Photographer
Junk Fashion
Posts: 364
New York, New York, US
NormaParker wrote:
YES, WE'RE HERE TO TAKE OVER, baaaaaaaby! Take over what? The buffet line at Chucky Cheese's Midget Festival?
Model
Engel Schrei
Posts: 14458
Indianapolis, Indiana, US
Junk Fashion wrote:
You my dear are a Godess. ![https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c54/heaveninhell/cuteowl.jpg]()
come shoot with me then
Model
Engel Schrei
Posts: 14458
Indianapolis, Indiana, US
Megan Mariee wrote:
More than me dammit.
I would look so short next to you being only 5'9. you can just sit in my lap.. then I'll be not standing and you'll still be taller
Model
Megan Mariee
Posts: 7885
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
Engel Schrei wrote:
you can just sit in my lap.. then I'll be not standing and you'll still be taller OR we can form a super amazon woman and I'll just get on top of your shoulders.
Model
Sibyl Nin has retired
Posts: 857
Brooklyn, New York, US
because we're just being *ssholes and one day we shall rule the world! *insert evil muhahahhahahaha here*
Model
Sibyl Nin has retired
Posts: 857
Brooklyn, New York, US
Junk Fashion wrote:
Take over what? The buffet line at Chucky Cheese's Midget Festival? be careful we can gnaw your ankles off.
Model
Engel Schrei
Posts: 14458
Indianapolis, Indiana, US
Megan Mariee wrote:
OR we can form a super amazon woman and I'll just get on top of your shoulders. who needs Power Rangers... we'll be POWER MODELS!!! Ya know.. that could actually be a really cool shoot idea....
Model
M*A*C
Posts: 157
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
wow.. so many posts, redundancy at its finest. Who keeps prolonging this thread, ITS like.. ancient
Model
Cristin Elizabeth
Posts: 162
Green Bay, Wisconsin, US
Sibyl Nin wrote:
be careful we can gnaw your ankles off. i can prove that
Model
Megan Mariee
Posts: 7885
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
Engel Schrei wrote:
who needs Power Rangers... we'll be POWER MODELS!!! Ya know.. that could actually be a really cool shoot idea.... It could be a very fun editorial shoot.
Model
Engel Schrei
Posts: 14458
Indianapolis, Indiana, US
M*A*C wrote:
wow.. so many posts, redundancy at its finest. Who keeps prolonging this thread, ITS like.. ancient ![https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c54/heaveninhell/siriusowl.jpg]()
Model
Engel Schrei
Posts: 14458
Indianapolis, Indiana, US
Megan Mariee wrote:
It could be a very fun editorial shoot. I think we should do it If I can find the money for the plane ticket lol.
Model
Megan Mariee
Posts: 7885
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
Engel Schrei wrote:
I think we should do it If I can find the money for the plane ticket lol. We best get on it before someone steals our fabulous idea!
Model
Engel Schrei
Posts: 14458
Indianapolis, Indiana, US
Megan Mariee wrote:
We best get on it before someone steals our fabulous idea! Like they could ever hope to accomplish it the way we could hahaa
Model
Megan Mariee
Posts: 7885
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
Engel Schrei wrote:
Like they could ever hope to accomplish it the way we could hahaa True true. 
Photographer
Junk Fashion
Posts: 364
New York, New York, US
Engel Schrei wrote:
![https://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c54/heaveninhell/cuteowl.jpg]()
come shoot with me then Come to NYC!
Photographer
Junk Fashion
Posts: 364
New York, New York, US
Sibyl Nin wrote:
be careful we can gnaw your ankles off. That is if you can even reach that high without a step ladder
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