Forums > Off-Topic Discussion > Ladies do you enjoy looking at male nudes?

Photographer

The Divine Emily Fine

Posts: 20454

Owings Mills, Maryland, US

*feels sorry for her male nude models*

May 16 07 10:01 am Link

Photographer

The Divine Emily Fine

Posts: 20454

Owings Mills, Maryland, US

41, jackpot!

May 16 07 10:01 am Link

Photographer

myfotographer

Posts: 3701

Fresno, California, US

MM is for professionals.  We're all above a bunch of sex crazed nymphos as models. I hate to burst your bubble like this, but it is true.

Even the males can't be turned into slobbering idoits by nude models - male or female.

The photographers here would much rathe look at a well lighted, perfectly cropped bowl of fruit than a nude model. 

geeezzzzzz.

May 16 07 10:03 am Link

Photographer

The Divine Emily Fine

Posts: 20454

Owings Mills, Maryland, US

Ed Stevenson wrote:
MM is for professionals.  We're all above a bunch of sex crazed nymphos as models. I hate to burst your bubble like this, but it is true.

Even the males can't be turned into slobbering idoits by nude models - male or female.

The photographers here would much rathe look at a well lighted, perfectly cropped bowl of fruit than a nude model. 

geeezzzzzz.

Z0mg I LOLD

May 16 07 10:04 am Link

Model

immateria

Posts: 15446

Brooklyn, New York, US

The Great Qthulhu wrote:
Wow, am I the only one who doesn't find a penis to be gross or ugly?



*feels weird and out of place*

I don't think there's anything gross or ugly about penises. On the other hand, I'm not a big fan of genitalia shots in pictures of either sex.

May 16 07 10:04 am Link

Photographer

The Divine Emily Fine

Posts: 20454

Owings Mills, Maryland, US

I'd be naked right now if I weren't in class.

I'm naked under my clothes, though...

May 16 07 10:06 am Link

Model

Charlie Brown Eyes

Posts: 670

San Francisco, California, US

It's a good thing I know this NOW, before I post some nude mobile-phone pix on my port. wink

Seriously though, I recently did my first professional shoot where I had to be shirtless... and considering how cold it was that day, I think it's a good thing that my pants were on.

So... when I post my shirtless pix, you ladies can tell me how unappealing I am to look at.

May 16 07 10:07 am Link

Photographer

The Divine Emily Fine

Posts: 20454

Owings Mills, Maryland, US

Charlie Brown Eyes wrote:
It's a good thing I know this NOW, before I post some nude mobile-phone pix on my port. wink

Seriously though, I recently did my first professional shoot where I had to be shirtless... and considering how cold it was that day, I think it's a good thing that my pants were on.

So... when I post my shirtless pix, you ladies can tell me how unappealing I am to look at.

Hey, not ALL of us don't like male full frontal nudity. lol

May 16 07 10:09 am Link

Model

The Original Sin

Posts: 13899

Louisville, Kentucky, US

Fuzzybear Photography wrote:
I'm curious.

If we're talking art nudes, of course I do- I think they're beautiful.

If we're talking Playgirl?  Well- who's in the issue?


I have no problem with porn- far, far from it.  I don't choose to be a visual representation of it, but I make quite a tidy royalty off writing the stuff.

May 16 07 10:10 am Link

Model

Charlie Brown Eyes

Posts: 670

San Francisco, California, US

The Great Qthulhu wrote:
Hey, not ALL of us don't like male full frontal nudity. lol

Well... I do have ANOTHER pro shoot coming up soon that you may enjoy. Tee-hee-hee.

May 16 07 10:12 am Link

Photographer

The Divine Emily Fine

Posts: 20454

Owings Mills, Maryland, US

Charlie Brown Eyes wrote:

Well... I do have ANOTHER pro shoot coming up soon that you may enjoy. Tee-hee-hee.

https://www.bitstorm.org/happyjoy/ren-n-stimpy.gif

May 16 07 10:15 am Link

Photographer

Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

penis, ewwww!!!!!!!!  it's icky! 

I wonder how much of this has to do with upbringing, sugar and spice and ....etc

and how much of it has to do with there being so few GOOD nudes of men.

May 16 07 10:32 am Link

Model

123455534343

Posts: 9488

Arthur's Town, Cat Island, Bahamas

not usually

May 16 07 10:34 am Link

Model

Tina Ginger

Posts: 445

Magnolia, Arkansas, US

Anastacia Strots wrote:

I don't think there's anything gross or ugly about penises. On the other hand, I'm not a big fan of genitalia shots in pictures of either sex.

Same here. I have seen some gnarly genitals of both sexes on MM.  Kinda scary!

May 16 07 10:34 am Link

Photographer

Aber Glamour Photo

Posts: 755

Turtle Creek, Pennsylvania, US

ahhhhh.. This is interesting,where's the popcorn?

May 16 07 10:34 am Link

Model

_J E S S I C A_

Posts: 228

Huntington Beach, California, US

Hells no.

May 16 07 10:36 am Link

Model

Jamileth Ramsdell

Posts: 114

Orlando, Florida, US

I kinda feel bad for the guys but penis are ugly I rather not see it and just feel it.

May 16 07 10:38 am Link

Photographer

Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

Melvin Aber Photography wrote:
ahhhhh.. This is interesting,where's the popcorn?

Your penis is super fugly!

May 16 07 10:39 am Link

Model

Nemesis73

Posts: 2442

Dayton, Alabama, US

I like implieds better than full frontals.  But then again my husband thinks I'm strange because I don't find someone attractive for one part of them, I have to like the entire body before I'll say they're sexy, cute, et cetera.

N.

May 16 07 10:39 am Link

Model

immateria

Posts: 15446

Brooklyn, New York, US

Khristina Allen  wrote:
Same here. I have seen some gnarly genitals of both sexes on MM.  Kinda scary!

The only real gnarly genitals I've seen are from an 8th grade presentation I had to sit through on people with advanced cases of chlamydia and stuff. Those images will stay with me forever...

In general, I tend to think that the aesthetic value of the body is broken by penises and labia and other naughty bits. I don't think they're visually unappealing in their own right, but rarely see genital-showing images and go: "Now that is a stunning set of testicles."

May 16 07 10:41 am Link

Model

AngelEyes Kari

Posts: 2093

Milaca, Minnesota, US

I enjoy my boyfriend nude.  wink

May 16 07 10:42 am Link

Photographer

QuaeVide

Posts: 5295

Pacifica, California, US

Not the critique forum, but if you want to look:
http://www.quaevide.com/galleries/forma … index.html
(18+, of course)

May 16 07 10:42 am Link

Photographer

Mark Reese Photography

Posts: 21622

Brandon, Florida, US

Nemesis73 wrote:
I like implieds better than full frontals.  But then again my husband thinks I'm strange because I don't find someone attractive for one part of them, I have to like the entire body before I'll say they're sexy, cute, et cetera.

N.

I have to disagree with your husband, I don't THINK you're crazy, I KNOW you are. tongue

May 16 07 10:43 am Link

Model

Seth Mitchell

Posts: 1457

Long Beach, California, US

Well, no suprises here.  Kind of expected this type of response to the thread based on what I know of women.

May 16 07 10:48 am Link

Photographer

Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

Seth wrote:
Well, no suprises here.  Kind of expected this type of response to the thread based on what I know of women.

May 16 07 10:50 am Link

Photographer

Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

damon wrote:
dude, your penis is gross!

well, your penis is icky!

May 16 07 10:52 am Link

Model

Dan B

Posts: 480

Worcester, Massachusetts, US

I was curious, so I just polled my female friends.

Here are some responses.

"Boys are pretty. I like boys."

"Mmm abs. But penes look kinda fuuunnny."

"More naked boys!"

"When are you gonna send us your art nudes?"

May 16 07 10:52 am Link

Model

Seth Mitchell

Posts: 1457

Long Beach, California, US

damon wrote:

dude, your penis is gross!

No, it's not, trust me tongue

May 16 07 10:52 am Link

Model

TheStitchWitch

Posts: 2183

Needville, Texas, US

Anastacia Strots wrote:
.... "Now that is a stunning set of testicles."

That is a hilarious thought! Penises are awesome but pictures of them don't do much for me.

May 16 07 10:53 am Link

Model

Jade Malice

Posts: 176

Brooklyn, New York, US

nope

May 16 07 10:53 am Link

Model

Tina Ginger

Posts: 445

Magnolia, Arkansas, US

Anastacia Strots wrote:

The only real gnarly genitals I've seen are from an 8th grade presentation I had to sit through on people with advanced cases of chlamydia and stuff. Those images will stay with me forever...

In general, I tend to think that the aesthetic value of the body is broken by penises and labia and other naughty bits. I don't think they're visually unappealing in their own right, but rarely see genital-showing images and go: "Now that is a stunning set of testicles."

Haha! I have seen some art nudes of males that were nice. But it just depends I guess. But most porn style nudity is a turn off to me and leaves me grossed out lol!

May 16 07 10:54 am Link

Model

Charlie Brown Eyes

Posts: 670

San Francisco, California, US

At the risk of being slapped upside my head...

Has anyone seen the movie Gigli ? Just me? Okay...

I'm not here to praise the easily-despisable Bennifer debacle, but there actually is a scene in the movie where the two leads discuss pros and cons of Male and Female genitalia... and the female wins.

It might not help those on this thread who hate ALL genitalia, but the dialogue of this scene MAY hold a clue as to why male "tools" are considered less appealing.

See it here on YouTube.

May 16 07 10:54 am Link

Model

Seth Mitchell

Posts: 1457

Long Beach, California, US

Hahahaa..One thing that I think is worth mentioning is that you asked a woman who is into a specific guy if she would like to see pictures of HIM naked I think you would get a much higher response rate of YES.  That it is someone they like or could like I think is a lot more important to a female (ladies, please feel free to comment).  Where as with with guys we can look at nude photos of female in more of window shopping mode - no emtional connection required.

May 16 07 10:57 am Link

Photographer

Robert Winn Photography

Posts: 2097

Virginia Beach, Virginia, US

Seth wrote:
Hahahaa..One thing that I think is worth mentioning is that you asked a woman who is into a specific guy if she would like to see pictures of HIM naked I think you would get a much higher response rate of YES.  That it is someone they like or could like I think is a lot more important to a female (ladies, please feel free to comment).  Where as with with guys we can look at nude photos of female in more of window shopping mode - no emtional connection required.

Funny... I think that is how males and females generally view sex. Women need a reason to have sex while men just need a place.

May 16 07 11:00 am Link

Photographer

STUDIOMONA PHOTOGRAPHY

Posts: 33697

Avon, Minnesota, US

The Great Qthulhu wrote:
41, jackpot!

that's cute! big_smile

May 16 07 11:01 am Link

Makeup Artist

Stirling FX

Posts: 1091

Tulsa, Oklahoma, US

Now we know why women are always worried about people judging them. They are so busy judging everyone else.

      What ever happened to finding the artistic value in anyone? I can’t believe I’m a man and I’m having to stand up and say this. I’m not attracted to men at all, but I feel that having a masculine aspect to my art is very important and artistically critical.   

Gad’s I can’t believe the time I have to devote to stroking fragile female model egos.  I am an ugly Neanderthal of a man myself, who is photogenic challenged, but I have stripped down and bared all in front of the camera. Why… Because I’m an idealist. I will never ask someone to do what I have not done myself.

       I even posted the pics on my deviant art site for a while. They came out good, very Leonardo Davinci, Sistine Chapel-esque, very artful. I won’t be posting them again, to have a bunch of little girls laugh at me and go ewww gross.

   But I think I will do a new nude… Just to commemorate the over all disappointment in females…

     An average guy under a spotlight looking wounded and disappointed…With a bunch of female models half lit in the back ground pointing, making faces and laughing.  Hows that for emotional art?

May 16 07 11:13 am Link

Model

Candace Rain

Posts: 476

Spokane, Washington, US

nah- It just seems kind of awkward looking when I see full frontal.. I like ALMOST full monty.. Where you see everything BUT the dangling member smile
An example- although I've seen more creative ways of doing it-
Demonstrated here by Tyson Beckford
https://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p43/jakesboy/1703.jpg
Thank you, Tyson  big_smile

May 16 07 11:21 am Link

Model

JoJo

Posts: 26560

Clearwater, Florida, US

Fred T wrote:
I am not familiar with his movies .

Is he still in print ; or he is retired ?

You know ; male porn stars burn out rather quickly .

Peter is in his 60’s now and well, living in the Castro district of San Francisco.

Peter was a very well known model and photographer in the gay community in the ‘70s. He was his own model and photographer in that he posed for his own pictures.

There was a wonderful documentary by Jim Tushinskion released earlier this year titled ‘That Man: Peter Berlin’.

If you’re interested take a look at: (and yes, it’s 18+)
http://www.peter-berlin.com/

May 16 07 11:28 am Link

Model

Erionna Joy

Posts: 118

Miami, Florida, US

Gross....no way.

May 16 07 11:31 am Link

Model

Nadia

Posts: 525

New York, New York, US

Yeah... the penis is too distracting.  Takes away from the rest of the body.  I like that last shot that shows everything but.

May 16 07 11:32 am Link